The fine art of Luxuriating

In this age of instant messaging, instant gratification, instant news, instant access, instant food, and..well, instant everything; we have forgotten about languid luxuriating. People still relax, but it usually involves iPads, iPhones, laptops, or some other device. We cannot seem to stop instagramming, tweeting, engaging on Facebook, or other social media platforms. Nobody seems to know how to switch-off and just enjoy our own company; our own inner dialogue. Why not appreciate lying around and really relaxing? We should all luxuriate more. (I do!)

You could enjoy breakfast in bed …
..or sleeping in …..
You could lie around eating bon-bons, and petit fours, all by yourself …
Make yourself a frou-frou cocktail …
Or you could..I dunno…..do whatever she’s doing (?)

You’re Not Gonna Believe Who This Guy’s Dad Is…

Aaaaaaaanyway…

I was very serious about creating this image. I wanted to present J.C. with reverence and respect, with a personal truth but also with something very new. The same son of God, depicted in the same stylized and over-painted way we have seen him for generations yet with a new ethnicity. Hispanic is my update. I thought maybe it could sell in South America. My honest and uncensored depiction of Jesus would not be complete without a divine sensuality that heats a forbidden glowing layer of desire…like a glossy layer of clear love smeared over his lips, his watery eyes, over his whole beautiful face. The content of this art comes with your pondering stare – making it blurry in your mind as you gaze into it and beyond it’s few details. This is introspection, the individual’s unique third-eye point of view . I hoped to put all that on top of the half-man’s mortal masculinity that made this famous prophet, at least in this artist’s mind, quite hot.

How Much Do We Miss Codie?

I don’t think we have an answer for that question yet, unless to say simply….more and more each day.

Aug 1968

This never happened. Polaroid imposters.

Captions???

Thanks MSM For Respecting Our Music

Thanks Manhattan School Of Music for allowing me to present some of the greatest house music in history to such a receptive crowd of musical academics and for recognizing my community’s unique form of dance music as important, highly developed, influential and relevant. Rest in peace Frankie Knuckles and all those masters, mixers, dancers, artists and beat lovers who have danced beyond this world. Our beat marks the very passing of time, itself a beautiful and fascinating illusion. See? Sometimes there is some pretty enlightening stuff happening out there on those dark dancefloors!

How about this suggestion? – The Philosophy of House Music (Focus ’90s) 101 with Professor Billy Beyond DJ – sign up soon, space is limited!

Never Lose Sight of Your Sound

You must always continue to research, re-listen and reconsider your collection of lounge music. Edit it. If it’s rotten, toss it. Don’t stop the stream of collecting. If you gave up on vinyl then you just have to finger through the dusty stacks in another way – and with no dust so that’s good.

You may know of my penchant for The Brass Ring. I discovered them in Los Angeles which is typically my style because they were the East Coast answer to Herb Alpert in the golden age of instrumentals, the late 1960’s. In this group of talented studio musicians a guy named Phil Bodner plays Herb Alpert. The only switch being his saxophone replaces Herb’s trumpet and, well, very few people could ever be as cute and sexy as Herb Alpert so there’s that aspect too. I recently had to tell Alexa to shut down, turn off the TV and silence my phone when I noticed this track sneaking out of my imac in the corner of the room. This one deserves a clear high-volume referencing. The Album is “Love Theme From Flight of the Pheonix” and this is a Dunhill Records recording. You can find it on Spotify (click the album below to find it) and I suggest you make it a part of your permanent lounge music collection.

The Shadow of Your Smile – The Brass Ring

From the Album Love Theme From Flight Of The Pheonix
Please DO NOT SMOKE IN BED. Maybe that’s why she is alone there…helleaux.

Only 300+ Pansybeats Left!

GET IN ON THIS QUICK! 35 CLAMS AND BOUND TO APPRECIATE. These are the final 300 ish books from the first edition. Buy them for your children and grandparents.

You Guys, I’m Worried About Bunny


Hey, we’ve all had our nights when the recipe may have been a little over spiced….sure.


But I just need to say, I’m a little worried about Bunny. You guys….her face could break, seriously. She could go blind from whiplashes. This is hard for me to watch…because that’s not Bunny. I don’t know that queen in these clips, I’m sorry…but that’s not Bunny. And Another thing…THAT”S NOT VOGUEING!! Who IS this mentally malfunctioning bobble headed short-circuiting, short circuit queen? …. God dammit, I miss Bunny!

You can almost see her inside there, scratching and clawing in an effort to escape her own sick mind! Almost…but not really. I’m afraid this last gif is the proof and in fact is also enough proof that Lady Bunny has, to put it technically, “fully nutted” and at this time is in a state of complete mental shock! I would also like to announce that as a very close personal friend of Bunny’s that I am willing to accept all of her upcoming DJ bookings for the next year and half or so in an effort to make things easier for the promoters and club owners that are no doubt feeling a little nervous about her scheduled appearances due to these recent and very sad developments regarding the mental health of the former performer known to so many as “The Lady Bunny.” (auntalice@gmail.com – shoot me an email and we can adjust the contracts.)

Imagine The Dignity of Objects

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I Like This One Better

Better than POSE I mean. This series is real. It’s interesting because life is so damn interesting…WHEN YOU ARE IN IT, DARLING! Catch, this show is cyoot to a taste. You may see some of the girls from ovah dare up in this program and you can see Dashaun in it too. Oooh Dashaun. Kissy.

Check it, it’s from Viceland and it’s cawled MY HOUSE

This series is approved for viewing by The Legendary House of Beyond which is brand new and legendary at the same time…uh huh. You want information about the house? – you know the number… 917-397-0759 – We are currently recruitering members of all experience levels including older than me…IF YOU CAN STILL TAKE IT between your daily Geritol and Metamucil doses! (can I get a Senior Coke with that and do you recognize AARP discounts? – cluck )

helleaux. gahbye.

click away now, you’ve got other blogs to blink at, Binky. oh. see? uh huh. This is how it is now. We are The Legendary House Of Beyond and we are so far ahead that when we attend a ball…WE COME EARLY.

The T has been released. Prepare for the coming conflama.

this is done.

Good ChantΓ© Morning To You

Big Frankie full swish Monday morning in effect. Carry on.

Louie Vega & David Morales talk Ibiza expense, social media and phone addiction

from MIXMAG

Starting out in the early 80s, Morales has been a regular at some of the most iconic New York clubs The Loft, Red Zone, and Paradise Garage in particular), and teamed up with Chicago house legend Frankie Knuckles and the β€˜most powerful woman in dance music’ Judy Weinstein to create Def Mix Productions. He’s had an illustrious career in remixing, producing and performing, and has always maintained his creative integrity and passion for the evolution of house music

Still living in New York, Louie Vega’s work is etched into the nucleus of the city’s house history. His residency at The Sound Factory Bar in the 90s is the stuff of legend, and he’s quality has never faltered, just look at the ruckus he caused in The Lab LDN last year. His discography stands as one of the finest ever, with countless incredible remixes, solo productions and releases in legendary groups like Masters At Work and Elements Of Life.

You’ve been involved in house music several decades. What are the biggest changes you’ve noticed in the house scene from when you first got into it to now?

Louie Vega: So many changes. It’s a whole different system now. The heart of it is social media when it comes to marketing and promotions. You can reach your audience sitting behind a computer online. You can play music to 100,000s of people at once Live. You can connect to even millions of people. And you can still play a party and connect with a few hundred people at a venue which I love. There are millions of people now who love house and the new generation has embraced the sound.

What do you think about the current state of house music? Is it better or worse than it used to be?

LV: It’s in a great place now, several generations are in it together enjoying and supporting the sound worldwide. I wouldn’t say it’s better or worse, it’s just a new way, we should all enjoy the ride!

David Morales: It’s difficult to say if it’s better or worse. I’ve been DJing over 40 years, so I have different decades that I can compare. You know, if there’s one thing that we have a problem with, and that takes attention away from people really getting involved in the music, it’s the cellphone. You can’t say you’re 100% dedicated to music when you have your phone in your hand.

Also, clubbing is the biggest it’s ever been. Clubbing is at a commercial level because now you have festivals, you have special events that are dedicated to club music, they put on festivals that represent our community, and they bring out as many people as a rock concert. There’s so much music out there immediately, when you go shopping there’s just so much, we’re oversaturated in a sense. If you wanna go back and compare now to yesterday, people danced more with each other, and didn’t focus so much on the DJ. You didn’t have half the room standing still. Even though people are coming out, there’s less dancing, and more standing and gawping.

Do you think the scene has become too focused on the DJ?

DM: Well, not everywhere in the world is it like that, but in the majority of the world, yes. When was the last time when you see a guy ask a girl does she wanna dance? If you watch a lotta footage on dancefloors and on clubbing, people are dancing in their own space. You rarely see a guy and a girl wining up.

Do you think it’s easier or harder to make it as a DJ these days? Modern aspects like social media can provide more exposure, but at the same time have negative effects on mental health and increased competition among DJs.

LV: I think it’s harder to make it as a DJ these days. But like anything, you have to put your time in, create your own identity and sound, work hard. Some of the youth today want it to happen overnight, and if that happens for any reason it can fly by with a finger snap.

You need to have a clear head on your shoulders, don’t let it go to your head and learn to trust your instinct, have experienced people around you if possible to for guidance. Once you get the exposure you’ll end up meeting heroes, learn from them or ask questions. The music conference IMS has a few panels on this, as does ADE.

DM: Every good thing also has a compromise to it, and social media is one of them. The greatest thing about social media is that now you can market yourself to the masses without having to hire some marketing company like you used to have to in order to be cool. You can do your own thing, so a lot of the business now is online. DJs have it a lot easier today, in a sense, I would have to say. You know people get to hear you, even if they don’t get to see you.

Where from now do you think the house scene is headed? How do you see it evolving in the future?

LV: Collaborations out of the ordinary! Worlds colliding will create new styles!

Here’s a little example on my end, I’ve just recorded two albums worth of material with The Martinez Brothers. We have a super hot single about to come out on Cutting Headz (their record label), to everyone’s surprise it’s a full-on song entitled β€˜Let It Go’ with Marc Bassy. I’m looking forward to this release, it’s already cookin’ in their sets and mine worldwide.

My next solo album is a house album on Nervous Records which will feature Robyn, The Martinez Brothers, Honey Dijon to name a few collaborators. My band Elements Of Life also has a new jazz dance album coming in 2020 featuring special guests Carl Craig, Moodymann, Kamaal Williams, new jazz london movement artists (I can’t name yet) and some heavy veteran jazz players.

As you can see it’s a truly diverse set of talented artists. And that’s where new vibes come about! I know many seasoned DJ/ producers that are working on new ideas too. It’s at a very creative state now within the dance community.

DM: For me, it’s all about electronic music. Electronic is here to rule. We’re still gonna have the four on the floor house feel, but we’ll see more songs from new artists that are based on electronic sounds. You’re not gonna have a young kid sitting at a piano with a string section, you know what I’m saying?

How did the Kings of House project come about? What brought you two together?

LV: David and I have known each other for aeons. Since I started DJing in NYC I used to go out and listen to him where he played. Especially a club called Inferno, then a few years later we both played at huge clubs just blocks away from each other. We’ve been brothers ever since.

Connecting more in later years we started a night Eve Of Souls where he, Tony Humphries and I would play together. A few years later John Davis (Promoter Of Body & Soul) wanted us to do a legends type of night. Hence later through several people brainstorming in his camp and mine, Kings Of House NYC was born.

We can both produce tracks, vocals, musicians, you name it, so it’s a double powerhouse in the studio. We bring our musical personalities and styles to projects. It’s a wonderful relationship. We have a mutual respect and admiration for each other. Passion, love and respect bring us together!

DM: It wasn’t the easiest thing practically to come about because I live in Europe, and Louie lives in New York. If I lived in New York, or vice versa, we probably would’ve done three or four Kings of House records already. But we finally put it together. The difficult part was finding the right artist to lead the Kings of House track. We came up with Julie McKnight, and she’s got a schedule pause, so it finally happened.

Do you have a favourite destination or country to play in?

DM: My favourite city to DJ in is Tokyo, Japan. That’s my ultimate favourite. It’s been that way for 20 years. They’re very passionate about the music. In the underground clubs people are into dancing. They don’t like to bother the DJ, they’re very shy about that, and they respect your space. It’s the only country where every time I go, I play for at least ten hours.

How do you feel the scene is in Ibiza at the moment?

LV: I say there is something for everyone!

DM: It’s driving more than ever. Ibiza is the Mecca of clubbing, it always will be.

Jamie Jones spoken about young people being priced out of partying in Ibiza now, do you think the high cost is damaging the scene?

LV: Yes the high cost hurts, it can be expensive on the islands, and you need the young generation coming out, they are the ones who will carry it on. Hopefully this will change.

DM: A hundred per cent. It’s been going on for years, you know what I mean, it’s been going on for years, now it is at a peak. The rooms are ridiculous, the food is ridiculous, the drinks are ridiculous, and everywhere you go it’s the same. San Antonio at least used to be kind of affordable, but even now San Antonio is getting expensive.

It’s the people that really enjoy going out that are suffering, the ones that really have the passion. Because when it comes to less well-off people, they save for a year for a holiday. They’re going there to have the best time, they don’t even wanna sleep because they don’t wanna miss anything. It’s these people now that are no longer able to afford to come to the club. Water costs what a drink used to cost 20 years ago!

Kings of House NYC feat Julie McKnight ‘Still Here’ is out now

David Morales’ ‘Escape’ is out now on DIRIDIM

Poppy Holloway is a freelance writer, follow her on Twitter

A Three Piece Summer Salad Dressed Simply

…walks into a salad bar. Just Kidding.

It’s summer. Ideas are harder to find when you’re overheated and hungry.

Here’s one for you. In the words of Marlene Menard, the mid-eighties East Village chanteuse and star of Tom Rubnitz‘s video short masterpiece, Chicken Elaine, “et voila, it’s easy and fancy.”

Fennel, Blood Orange and Hazlenut Salad

Ingredients

  • 1 large fennel bulb, thoroughly washed
  • 2 blood oranges, sliced
  • 1/2 cup whole raw hazelnuts
  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
  • 1–2 tbsp fresh squeezed lemon juice
  • 1/2 tsp sea salt

Cut fennel bulb in half and slice it super thin.

Supreme the oranges. (Supremeing an orange) If you are not concerned about the “ooh la la” you can peel them and slice then into thin discs. If you supremed them you can, take a full ballet style bow then cut them into bite sized pieces.

Toast the hazlenuts. Don’t roast ’em. Don’t burn ’em. Just toast ’em then chop ’em.

Dress everything with olive oil and lemon juice an sea salt.

Serve this alone or on top of some mildly flavored lettuce like one from the Butterhead family for example. Butterhead…relax!, it’s vegan.

Finito.

aaaaand nothin.

Hiding From the Heatwave

People are obviously not thinking clearly…unless this is a renegade Jo Shane work in which case it should be worshiped. Ave C and 14St. #jodshane #joshaneartist #assemblage
Writing. Bumps. Hasle. #bumps #hasle
I really don’t know how many times I have to say this..BUT – The answer line OPEN, PEOPLE! say it with me – Nyen One Sevin, three nyen seven, zero seven five nyen. please?
PS - they are now called "DONOTS." Dunkin' Donots.  hashtagnodonut #nodonut
Heatwave. Feels like one “o”four and God bless this skater on Canal Street who chose to wear his/her – sorry – “their” long sleeve turtleneck with striped gauntlets and black jeans with combat boots. Dedication. They drank a cup of water and rode away into the sizzling sleaze of a busy Canal Street while I sat sweating and sucking down a large iced tea – (NO DONUT.)
PS – they are now called DONOTS. Dunkin’ Donots. hashtagnodonut #nodonut
EXACTLY

Je M’appelle Party Is Tomorrow

Come and celebrate Josh’s new zine with us!

YOU COME

MAKE NICE PARTY

Judy, Judy, Judy…

Multitalented. Multifaceted. Multiplicitous. She was a legendary talent and a complex person. It’s nearly impossible to seperate the human being from the mythology. She completely inhabited the countless estimable roles and characters which she embodied completely. I’m unsure why anyone would even consider attempting to portray this enigma. Seriously.

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Pat Dry’s Classic Three Bean Salad

Pat Dry’s Classic 3 Bean Salad:

-1 can garbanzo beans, rinsed & drained

-1 can red beans, rinsed & drained
-Similar amount of green beans, blanched in boiling water 3 minutes & plunged in an ice bath
-1 minced shallot or some finely chopped red onion
-chopped Italian parsley
-simple vinaigrette. I like extra virgin olive oil & white balsamic vinegar (or lemon juice)

Mix it all together. Eat it.