I Like This One Better

Better than POSE I mean. This series is real. It’s interesting because life is so damn interesting…WHEN YOU ARE IN IT, DARLING! Catch, this show is cyoot to a taste. You may see some of the girls from ovah dare up in this program and you can see Dashaun in it too. Oooh Dashaun. Kissy.

Check it, it’s from Viceland and it’s cawled MY HOUSE

This series is approved for viewing by The Legendary House of Beyond which is brand new and legendary at the same time…uh huh. You want information about the house? – you know the number… 917-397-0759 – We are currently recruitering members of all experience levels including older than me…IF YOU CAN STILL TAKE IT between your daily Geritol and Metamucil doses! (can I get a Senior Coke with that and do you recognize AARP discounts? – cluck )

helleaux. gahbye.

click away now, you’ve got other blogs to blink at, Binky. oh. see? uh huh. This is how it is now. We are The Legendary House Of Beyond and we are so far ahead that when we attend a ball…WE COME EARLY.

The T has been released. Prepare for the coming conflama.

this is done.

Willi Ninja’s Hand Talk

It started like this…

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But I think it’s actually saying this…

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THERES MORE WILLI HAND MAGIC TO COME

I hope you are all having a really great Spice this year and that you are not getting too stressed out with all the Pumpkin Spice shopping and special events during this year’s Spice. remember – Spice time is delicious, and spicy. Enjoy it. Take a few minutes during each day of the 2016 P.S. and just think about Cardamon and maybe sending your mom-a-card. Nutmeg lasts forever! You only need a tiny bit, and Cinnamon is cheap as hell so use tons. Also, don’t forget all about allspice! – which…what the hell is that anyway? I could google it, but I’m not going to. Not this year, my friend. Maybe next year’s Spice!  I’m getting ready for it already! Also, Happy Valentines day and please have a wonderful Christmas if you still celebrate that one.  Who’s being what for Spice-O-Ween this year? Black body suit and masking tape is Skeleton. That’s a free hint for you. I worked as a costume designer on a VERY popular TV series you know…I know about costumes. I wear one everyday. I’m wearing one now.

The Spice Must Flow – so let it go.

Old Way and Willi Ninja Forever

Old way

Old way is characterized by the formation of lines, symmetry, and precision in the execution of formations with graceful, fluid-like action. Egyptian hieroglyphs and fashion poses serve as the original inspirations for old way voguing. In its purest, historical form, old way vogue is a duel between two rivals. Traditionally, old way rules dictated that one rival must “pin” the other to win the contest. Pinning involved the trapping of an opponent so that he or she could not execute any movements while the adversary was still in motion (usually voguing movements with the arms and hands called “conflama” while the opponent was held against the floor doing “floor work” or against a wall).

I miss Willi. The whole world misses Willi.

While he didn’t create the form, he worked at refining it with clean, sharp movements to “an amazing level”. His influences included Fred Astaire, olympic gymnasts, and Asian culture in general. Willi Ninja, an inspiration to me…R.I.P.