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Maybe The Michelan Man In Manhattan?
Last year I had a great coat at a bargain price. This year I have a freshly washed coat with one arm and a poly fluff issue with my lint filter. After several hours of scrolling and clicking and pop-up windows and pop-under windows I just can’t decide. I’m wondering about the unbranded full length hologram puffer as opposed to the “radical in Manhattan” Michelin Man look from somewhere in China?
I can’t decide. I might just sew the arm back on, re-stuff a baffle and add a new fake fur trim to the collar.
This is about as deep as my thoughts go tonight…which is strange because normally don’t really get personal on my blog…hmm.
Well, the truth is…the only coat I really want is one of these…
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Stephen Sprouse Shorts Are Back
Christy Minstrel wants you to know about this Target redux. Buy two and put them both in storage. Click the pics for the link.
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The New International Male
ORTTU. Our West Coast Reporter has just wired this urgent/not urgent fashion update to our Trend Alert Center. These, “swishy versus tight” garments definitely an Internationale Male flavor and just as “Yes/No” as the original catalog collections. Daring and draped, I Love/Hate all of them. CHECK IT OUT.
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Fashion Week NYC from ARTFORUM
Click right on his abs to read all about in Paige K. Bradley‘s entertaining article.
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Je M’appelle Party Is Tomorrow
Improvisation
To stay in the top tier of The Stay At Home Modeling world requires endless practice, practice, practice. But even the most polished, accomplished, and astute Stay At Home Model can preform a dodgy turn, or execute some other clumsy move….or (gasp).. even fall over. However you must never forget who you are. You’re the “it” girl. You’re on the cover of every non-existent fashion magazine. You’re in the absolute stratosphere of Stay At Home Models. All of the most important fictitious people in your bogus fashion world look to you for their inspiration. The phalanx of imaginary photographers are waiting at the end of your make-believe runway (the stove and fridge in your kitchen). All of the very top echelons of pretend editors, illusionary fashion bloggers, made-up buyers, fabricated upper east side haute couture customers, and carefully curated concocted celebrities are watching your every single move. Now we all realise that this is an enormous amount of delusional pressure. That’s why a Stay At Home SUPER Model like yourself is always prepared for those exceptionally rare runway disasters. If something catastrophic happens on that chimerical catwalk of your’s…IMPROVISE! Turn your mishap into a major moment; and enduring iconic fashion image. Something that will be a concretization; an indelible memory for all of those invisible fashionistas in your head. 
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Highlights of Three as Four at The Guggenheim 2019
In case you haven’t heard by now, they are all the way back. The show was inspiring plus everything else a show should be.
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Shopping Op
Trust me on this one – there will be pieces for purchasing.
Can’t wait for the many exciting things.
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Le Beau Male – by Jean Paul Gaultier
Here’s One For Fashion Week
It’s Hilo Hattie y’all!
Muu Muu’s the word. You gotta see Momma’s new one. It’s the “dapper flapper wrapper of the year!”
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Desigual SS 2018
Thanks to Abel for the heads up on the fashion front.
I’ll give this show a perfect 10+.
Invisible heels, skipping, high stepping, hand holding and at last, choreography on the catwalk! All that plus dreamcatcher earrings. (look for em.) Bravo whoever!
Check the voice-over on the soundtrack. Sounds an awful lot like Sister Dimension’s soundtrack for a Thierry Mugler defile back in 199? “Influential” is what that’s called. “Influential, dahhhhhling!!!”
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The Kangol Knit Chain Casual
Yo.
Check it.
Under a hundie. Over in general.
The Kangol Knit Chain Casual is HERE.
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Three As Four tomorrow!
Join me tomorrow afternoon for music and fashions on sale!
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Staying Dry This Spring – A Forecasting Conversation with Pat Dry
#PATDRY partying in pantyhose recently in the penthouse.
STAYING DRY THIS SPRING
Billy Beyond (Me) – Good Morning Pat, what shapes do you see this Spring? What forms are “in?”
Pat Dry {Pat) – Pat is loving Commes humps for Merce Cunningham & a basket case coat.
Me – Quelle fresh. J’love. Pat, on the homefront what does Spring 17 look like in our living areas?
Pat – The Eternal Silience of The Grave…but with more dust.
Me – Shhh! Pat, hemlines. What. Hemlines…
Pat – (no answer)
Me – Pat, what’s for dinner?
Pat – Asian stir-fry.
Me – Pat, there’s no denying that you’re known for your eyes, and to call you a visionary would be an understatement, but how are you with you hands? What are the textures we will be feeling this Spring?
Pat – Silky moisture – wicking tech chiffons and vinatge Herculon.
Me – I’m feeling that. Now where did I stash that herculon shell….Pat, how’s your nightvision? What’s up for our Spring “get down?” Any PM Predictions?
Pat – Real opium dens.
Me – …I’m sorry…I…uh, …I must have dozed off there for minute. I was having the most amazing dream about a flying donkey with the head of Melania…well, excuse me. I apologize. Pat, thank you so much for sharing your informed predictions with us. In closing, if you were to say to my readers, “One thing you all really need right now is…” What. What do we all really need now, Pat?
Pat – Love.
Me – (heart emoji)
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Forgetting About Your Own Blog
is no excuse for not posting for weeks and weeks but it happened. If you’d like to remind me to post something in the future or if you would like to request a topic or to ask me anything almost at all – hey – feel free…
auntalice AT gmail DOT com
Let your fingers do the walking and be assured – every email will be read by me or one of my staff. FYI – I like to discuss and blog about things that are; a little tired, really old, a future possibility, completely ridiculous, often underrated and of course those things that are invisible such as music, fragrance and spirits (not the kind that take a water back.) Also, I enjoy blogging about topics that involve the visible spectrum and everything that happens therein. I’m very sorry but I have to request that there be no inquiries regarding the subjects of the ultra-violet nor the infra-red at this time. Things beyond the spectrum will be permitted as topics of inquiry and or suggestions for posts sometime in the future, however at this moment I am unable to care about and therefore blog about colors that nobody can see. note: The topic of fluorescence is fine.
Ok, so, that said, what about Horst P. Horst and his summer beauty shot for Vogue? Have you seen it yet? Are you familiar with Horst P. Horst and Vogue 1939? No? Well you are now…
H. kept this one REAL simple – huh? Blast her with the brightest tungsten ya got and pay no mind to the beat up edge of that box. Inspiring.
Thanks, Horst.
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A Stay At Home Model’s Rehearsal Assignment At The Intermediate Level
Intermediate Level Assignment #7
This is your rehearsal track – Heaven 17 – Let Me Go 12″ Extended Mix – Learn it.
Assignment: Define through a series of half turns and paused poses, the
popular ’80s concept regarding “The Elegance of Ease.”
Tips: Express contentment and ultimate confidence with your most authentic half smile – no teeth.
Be luxury – as in a luxury ocean liner. Cruise. Keep an impossibly even keel. Float.
As you near the end of your imagined home runway, see how far to the side you can turn your eyes without turning your head…to the degree of appearing freakish for a hot second. Pose, then smirk and leave.
Peeling is permitted at the intermediate level but always remember to scrub off ALL jackets or coats. The accomplished S.A.H.M. will take this moment to show the lining.
Keep practicing. Don’t give up. Spring is a great time to stop eating, by the way.
