Model Report

The art of fine art modeling is a fine modeling art. Recently a very important and renown American fine artist chose Shopping Anyone as a model to be included in one his very important and renown works of sculpture. Seen here, “Shopping” representing the Campus Cuties.

The artist? Kenny Scharf. Yes, that’s right…The Kenny Scharf. What an honor for this female figurine model. Click the picture above and really get into the glittering details of the glitter details.

Meanwhile – what about this?

Have you seen it at night? It lights up…

in Union Square nightly.

Christopher Makos – Stand Up Portraits at Ralph Pucci

I’m honored to be included in a show of Christopher Makos’ photos on view now at Ralph Pucci International – 44 West 18 St NY, NY 1001. The series is, “Stand Up Portraits” by Christopher Makos and I’m thinking this was taken about 1993. I remember feeling great about just being asked to pose and to be included. Christopher’s photography has always been pure class so I was inspired to try and portray some.

The outfit was a working sample from the Todd Oldham showroom, came with the beret and was returned quite heavily smudged with derma-color pretty much all over the entire inside. Oops. Is it too late to say, “I’m sorry?” Funny the things you remember… Todd and Tony and Angel had quite a few tricks for cleaning the samples though, I remember a paste of Cascade being one of their secret big guns. Was it Granny who discovered that one? Such are the details that remain among the faded spots that make up, “The Stains of Our Lives.” Wait, if my stains are my story then what about all the ones that came out!?

The shoes were the Blahniks I wore in a few of Todd’s shows – black duchess satin (who said duchess satin?) with gold straps and gold “actual woman height” heels. They were so perfectly balanced, it was hard to know you had them on. I once saw Carrie Donovan wearing the same exact style at 60,000 feet in the air while traveling at mach 2.0. True fact. Pointed with no pinch. Comfortable? You put those on and you say, “What shoe?” “Am I wearing a shoe right now?” “Seriously, look at my foot, am I wearing a shoe on my foot right now?” That’s a shoe. What a shoe.

I borrowed the wig from Sister Dimension.

“A wig and a hat, no questions asked.” – that’s a quote from Teri Toye. I never forgot it. Now you never will either.

“Pansybeat” Book Launch At Printed Matter In Chelsea

Please join author and mag mastermind. Michael Economy and the rest of the Pansybeat crew on May 4th from 6:00 to 8:00 PM at Printed Matter – 231 11th Ave, NY, NY 10001 – in the heart of OUCH (Outer Chelsea) as we celebrate the launch of this important publication. I’m predicting paper cups.

TELL EVERYBODY. TELL EVERYBODY NOW.

BUY ONE RIGHT NOW ONLINE!

YOU CAN BUY ONE ONLINE RIGHT NOW!!!

CLICK RIGHT HERE. GO AHEAD AND CLICK NOW.

 

 

Brrrrrrdt.  Brrrrrdt.

Good afternoon, Pansybeat Special Operator…

Yes maam, I have that link right here for you…

https://www.printedmatter.org/programs/events/683

Yes, that’s right maam/sir, fresh copies of the Pansybeat book will be available to the general public for under forty dollars. Yes that’s right sir/madame I did say, under forty dollars.

I’ll tell you what miss/mister, you can barely get home from a Tyler Perry movie for under forty dollars. Not these days…and if you feel like Raisinettes – well – your in over fifty by the time you get home. Raisinettes are high. That’s true.

Between you and me I find this book more entertaining than most feature films as of late. I really do.

OK then sir/madame, I wish you a wonderful evening and I look forward to hearing about the event.

mmm. buh-bye.

CLICK.

 

It’s Pansy Beat!

Buy several.

Important reading.

Still relevant.

In full color!

Fully clothed hotness!

And Bunion!

Get the boxed set. Thats the power move.

Posters, people. Posters. Before posts we had posters.

Now, we have both.

Thank you Michael Economy.

Click the pics to buy this important new publication of important old issues and more.

If Connie’s in it, it’s GOT to be good!

We are talking about interviews here. With talented artists like Kenny Kenny – that’s who. Now click over to their website and order your copy. Do it now. You’ll get out under forty. It’s worth $400.00. I told him, I think you should sell these for $400.00.

It’s Michael’s book, so you can thank Michael, honey. He’s got these priced at 35 US doll hairs.

IMPOSSIBLE PRICING ALERT!

Buy book now.

“I think books are so decorative, don’t you?” – Gloria Upson

Did you buy it yet?

They’re going to be gone, ya know. These are first edition , people.

Alright, well I’m tellin you now, you can’t borrow mine – so forget that, sister. No way. Nope. Not borrowin it.

Category is…Must Buy Now.

and the answer is … This exciting compendium of issues features lots of new material too and at 35 dollars it may make your heart skip one of these

WHAT IS PANSY BEAT?

correct!

Blizzard, yes…but The Really BIG News Is Debi Mazar as Ava Gardner!

As heard from the actress’s perfectly painted mouth – on the F Train yesterday!

AT LAST! Debi Mazar will play Ava Gardner in a new Spanish series by director Paco Leon titled, “Arde Madrid.” ¡Que rico! ¿Claro que no?

NOS GUSTA.

Do You Need A Little Inspiration?

Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Excitement? yes Ma’am, I mean Sir, I mean Ma’am… I have some right here actually…

Para español marque numero dos.

Y ahora para una bonificación especial para mis lectores preferidos

 

 

Felices vacaciones.