Giving Blood

“A really great reception makes me feel like I have a great big warm heating pad all over me. People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience, and I used to want to prove it to them by giving them blood.”

Judy Garland

 

 

Something Smells Springtime Fresh At Joe’s Pub – UNITARD TARD CORE REFRESHED

UNITARD, Tard Core – REFRESHED!

The Most Beautiful Comedy Group in the World, UNITARD returns to Joe’s Pub with their updated show

UNITARD, Tard Core – REFRESHED!

April 18th 7pm

Tickets $20 at Joe’s Pub

(Friends discount code Tard15)

“Critics Pick” – The New Yorker

“Highbrow/Lowbrow Brilliant” – New York Magazine

No Night So Long – Dionne Warwick

An old friend told me that you just ran out of chances,
One too many dances down the narrow street of time.
Remember how we faced the world, like two tramps shining.
Please, don’t let that magic ever end.
Don’t forget what we learned living on the wind.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I still can show you who you are.
That day the long and dusty road had us both crying,
We used up our last joke just to try to smile a again.
And only now I find I know what we were learning,
Though it’s dark and you have traveled far.
Every long night gives you one bright shining star.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I can still show you who you are.
Deep in the night you know that you’ll find,
Deep in the night you know that you’ll find the way.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I still can show you who you are.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way.
Songwriters: Richard Kerr / Will Jennings