Something Smells Springtime Fresh At Joe’s Pub – UNITARD TARD CORE REFRESHED

UNITARD, Tard Core – REFRESHED!

The Most Beautiful Comedy Group in the World, UNITARD returns to Joe’s Pub with their updated show

UNITARD, Tard Core – REFRESHED!

April 18th 7pm

Tickets $20 at Joe’s Pub

(Friends discount code Tard15)

“Critics Pick” – The New Yorker

“Highbrow/Lowbrow Brilliant” – New York Magazine

No Night So Long – Dionne Warwick

An old friend told me that you just ran out of chances,
One too many dances down the narrow street of time.
Remember how we faced the world, like two tramps shining.
Please, don’t let that magic ever end.
Don’t forget what we learned living on the wind.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I still can show you who you are.
That day the long and dusty road had us both crying,
We used up our last joke just to try to smile a again.
And only now I find I know what we were learning,
Though it’s dark and you have traveled far.
Every long night gives you one bright shining star.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I can still show you who you are.
Deep in the night you know that you’ll find,
Deep in the night you know that you’ll find the way.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I still can show you who you are.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way.
Songwriters: Richard Kerr / Will Jennings

March For Our Lives (In Good T-Shirts)

TIMESUP! oh – sorry – no that’s something else – I meant #ENOUGH (already. I’m tryina live here!)

Who’s marchin’? You marchin’?

I’m right behind their baseball t’s. Cute. Heathered gray raglan sleeves with a body of heathered charcoal and a two color screen graphic? Well done kids. These are the T’s of the times and they are bringing these in at a fair price point. ‘precciatte it, kids.

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GET YOURS HERE

Immigration Hypocrites

Melania Trump’s parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs live in the U.S. permanently now because of chain migration after Melania’s visa expired and she STAYED HERE ILLEGALLY. She married Donald Trump and became a citizen. NONE OF THEM HAVE A DEGREE OR A JOB!

Thanks to Chris for shouting this out on instagram.

Piu di Matteo

Very nearly enough. Thanks to our West Coast reporter via VIBRATIONs blog.

BTW – I’ve been watching Ed Sullivan nightly for a couple of weeks and for real, every lady singer/songstress has performed ,”What The World Needs Now (Is Love Sweet Love).” Like all of ’em. Not Bobbie Gentry though. She went with, “Nickey Hokey.” I’m glad she did.

I don’t always watch Decades. I also watch GetTV and MEtv and PBS and I also stream lots of things. I stream all the time. I’m streaming right now. You wanna talk about Chromecast honey? Let’s talk about Chromecast. Watch the cast honey. Watch ALL the cast.

See? I’m very current.