Glad Tidings

Glad tidings on Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone. A very Merry Christmas to you all and may I say, once again, glad tidings loyal readers.

That’s old news. I threw that tree in the garbage a few years ago. So what? I can do what I want.

Remember this? I don’t.

Hey, seriously though…Jesus is really mad at you. He’s kind of embarrassed to mention it though…

But he’s really really mad at you man. uh huh. You know why too. Dude, he was so mad at you, he couldn’t even concentrate and just kept looking down at you like really pathetically.

Im serious man. You better shoot him a text or something because he’s about to give up on you… for real.

Why don’t you get him a little birthday present or something? Some incense or like a nice gold chain or something…

Do You Look Like Doris Day?

This contest is still going on.

If you think you look like Doris Day, congratulations and why not show it off? Enter the Billy Beyond Doris Day Look Alike Contest and you could win over 70 hours of Doris Day digital entertainment! To enter, look, feel like or channel Doris Day, take a pic and email it to auntalice@gmail.com. The winner will receive a folder of 37 Doris Day movies with hours of rare shorts and trailers. (Theatrical trailers, not like mobile homes.) This contest will be running until there is a winner.

Look like Day? Enter today!

Feel like Doris? Who doesn’t?

Channeling Doris? Prove it.

I expect this contest will be pretty easy to win because let’s face it…nobody is going to enter.