It’s Tall Taper Weather

Once again it’s the time of year for 36″ or taller tapers, preferably in black.

FIND THEM RIGHT HERE.

Stock up. You never know when the power may go out. These are great even before you burn them because they are somewhat freakishly tall which scares a lot of people. Good. Candle haters and easy scares are not my type anyway.

Blessed Be.

Hail Satin. (It’s never out of style and looks so great by candlelight.)

Currently, there is a “Black Leather” scented candle being offered by a nationwide purveyor you may have heard of…Target? Anyway, the 6″ X 3″ pillar is only six doll hairs and let me tell you, it’s scented. It’s scented BACK! This thing is the ooh la la of overscented anythings. I’m smelling mine now. MMMMM. Smells “kinda” like leather. I have it in the original packaging (shrink wrapped and doubled bagged) and in the bottom of my closet under the Leather Squirrel sound system. Oooh  – leather. Yeah. It’s basically some kind of ultra-volatile un-stable scent molecule drenched fragrance bomb. I recomennd them highly…like if you’re high. Mine has been scenting my entire “pied-a-terre OK, soon to be on the market mini-loft’ for weeks. That’s a lot of scent for six clams.

GET YOURS HERE

These are perfect for musty smelling auditoriums, rubber wreaking blimp hangers and landfills. One should do it.

Super Top Secret Decorating Tip

This one’s FOR FREE – You probably heard about spider plants by now. They are all the way back and if you don’t have one yet, you will….soon. But the real insider’d tip that I can let you in on is The Brass Hanging Planter. It’s brass, it hangs thanks to a clever bracket and it’s the perfect place for a spider plant  (they love brass, ask ’em.)

This is an instant update for any tired apartment which is where most people reading this live. Look around you now, exciting? Probably not. Get a brass hanging planter going and watch what happens.n This tip is free. If you call Fernando you will pay thousands. Thank me later.

See? EX – CITE – MENT.

This part’s technical, but that’s the “bracket” that a designer would use to “install” your brass hanging planter. Yeah. It’s a decorator thing. Fernando knows all about these babies…$$$$. This is for insiders ONLY.

big hug,

BILLS

A Very Non-Vegetarian Vincent Price Check

Price check.

Price Check on Billy’s Blog.

I have a price check on billybeyond.com.

 

check it:

PORK CHOPS – By Vincent Price

EXCERPT – A recently never published interview with Vincent Price

 

Vincent, before I ask you anything at all I have to ask you, are you any relation to Flo Price? …FLO Price, the baking author? No? No problem, moving on.*

Vincent I never realized you made so many cook books.

Did you know I worked on a cookbook too? Well, it was really more of a combination craft, cooking, how not to, type of joke, entertaining entertainment sort of fake bake … it’s hard to categorize actually. But I’ll tell you one thing, I had never worked with raw poultry before and certainly not in the dead of August and with hot lights.

“Chicken Shelves” – from  “I Like You” by Amy Sedaris

Well did you know that Halston did wigs?

No?

There really are so many things that most people just don’t know.

note –

 

For (Town) Cryin’ Out Loud


Sept 30th – Grand Central – 5 Masonic – Provincetown – 9 to 1 – With me, your music maestro toute la nuit


c’est l’écureuil en cuir🖤🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐩🐿

Yes We Can, Yes We Kaftan, Yes We Can…

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…uh why Dont’cha make a kaftan?

Stay at home models will recognize the easy fit and flowy feel of a kafan as the perfect costume for some private modeling or a white hot Polaroid photo session. Making kaftans is easy. Modeling them properly takes practice and an honest dedication to the craft.

Styling tip : belts of all varieties.

Please : Model responsibly. Never model drunk.