Remember Resist? ( Oh I’m sorry, does making a joke normalize it? )

I don’t want to normalize ANYTHING.

Vintage graphic t’s are all the rage in Japan. Ask any sales associate at Goodwill and they’ll tell you they come in early and buy ’em all. Well you know what? I’m happy for them. No I’m not. I couldn’t care less who buys what when Goodwill opens. I don’t even know what time that would be but I am willing to bet it’s fifteen minutes after they say it is  in NYC. I’m going to stop myself right there.

RESIST T-SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE NOW FROM NEW CULT ICON.

GET THEM HERE

or click the pics and get ’em. This is a CLICK AND GIT situation.

It’s National Pizza Day

This and crispy, that’s how I like it. Fresh mozzarella and I’m not mad at fresh basil.

If you’re near Murray Hill ( the neighborhood, NOT the comedy genius ) do yourself a flavor and skip DJ Pizza. Yeah.

DJ Pizza – great name…and little else.

I’m still dealing with my deep dish depression over the closure of Pizza Box on Bleeker where, in the hard times eighties, I considered dried oregano a vegetable.

These days you may find me at Village Pizza at 65 8th Ave and Gansevoort St.

(directly across from Janet Jackson Square – #JJS) Tony’s gone but speak to Hugo. Hugo knows crispy. Chicken Parm? No harm. Calzones? sure…but not today. Today’s a National Pizza holiday. Treat yourself and order a whole pie with three Snapples. Tomorrow you won’t have to leave the house.

It’s Pansy Beat!

Buy several.

Important reading.

Still relevant.

In full color!

Fully clothed hotness!

And Bunion!

Get the boxed set. Thats the power move.

Posters, people. Posters. Before posts we had posters.

Now, we have both.

Thank you Michael Economy.

Click the pics to buy this important new publication of important old issues and more.

If Connie’s in it, it’s GOT to be good!

We are talking about interviews here. With talented artists like Kenny Kenny – that’s who. Now click over to their website and order your copy. Do it now. You’ll get out under forty. It’s worth $400.00. I told him, I think you should sell these for $400.00.

It’s Michael’s book, so you can thank Michael, honey. He’s got these priced at 35 US doll hairs.

IMPOSSIBLE PRICING ALERT!

Buy book now.

“I think books are so decorative, don’t you?” – Gloria Upson

Did you buy it yet?

They’re going to be gone, ya know. These are first edition , people.

Alright, well I’m tellin you now, you can’t borrow mine – so forget that, sister. No way. Nope. Not borrowin it.

Category is…Must Buy Now.

and the answer is … This exciting compendium of issues features lots of new material too and at 35 dollars it may make your heart skip one of these

WHAT IS PANSY BEAT?

correct!

Last Minute Ground Shipping Gift Guide 2017

When you care enough to send it GROUND.😐

Click the pics to shop and avoid all human contact this holiday season.

$5.75

* For some, using the NO BUTTON may take some learning.

$5.50

This bird is “a drunk.” You can tell by the top hat and clown shoes. Remember that at this year’s office party. Maybe let this bird be the drunk one this year? Yeah. uh huh. – hey, just a suggestion. You’re free to do as you like.

$6.00

TIP – Every time you use this it becomes a little less funny. DING! Let’s keep it hilarious.

$3.99

Two words. Electric Slide.

$6.50 sml $17.50 Lg.

Photography is the hobby everybody believes they have, but cameras are so expensive…and lighting? Jus’ too high. Problem solved. This gift tells them they really CAN be an artist. Let them believe it for a day.

$11.95

“Well I knew you were into that “funky” fashion style.”

 

 

Desigual SS 2018

Thanks to Abel for the heads up on the fashion front.

I’ll give this show a perfect 10+.

Invisible heels, skipping, high stepping, hand holding and at last, choreography on the catwalk! All that plus dreamcatcher earrings. (look for em.) Bravo whoever!

Check the voice-over on the soundtrack. Sounds an awful lot like Sister Dimension’s soundtrack for a Thierry Mugler defile back in 199? “Influential” is what that’s called. “Influential, dahhhhhling!!!”

No Glamor In Guns

Maybe a good place to start addressing the  problem of handguns in America is to stop glamorizing them. Ya think?… and stop  pointing them at me when I’m on the subway! 


I see something, so I’m saying something. Here’s what I’m saying: Get that fucking gun propaganda out of my face, out of my subway, and out of the minds of Americans!

Who’s designing these tired, trite two-sheets anyway? They are a just a joke at this point. Yeah, Tom Cruise holding a gun on a red background…that’ll really bring ’em in. Idiots. Is it just the result of a phone call from some exec who says, “Gimme one with the gun and one without in case there’s a school nearby?” 

Fucking stupid shitty gun glamorization thats what it is. It’s wrong and it’s harmful. 

And while I have your ear, bring back tap dancing for fuck’s sake! Nobody ever got inspired to go on a killing spree with a tap shoe, did they? 

See there? – you thought I was just another flaky Gay Against Guns. Well, Mr. Wood, Mr. Holly Wood…I AM!