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Pal Joey NYC Darlings
I am five years late with this one, BUT it’s the genius of Pal Joey that keeps this mix relevant and MASTERFUL. Learn this!
Yacht or not, this music is for CRUISING.
And yes, this includes the seminal track, PARTY TIME so shut up and keep dancing. We are not here to judge, but if we were then we would all agree that this mix by the master Pal Joey is OVAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Totie’s Back, Kids
FORECAST: Divine 4 All Seasons
Spring2/Summer1 t-shirts are now available. Fringe them for Summer2. Fall1 means layering as it always does and these t’s tease as foundation layers. Fall2 this year will be Fall1 merely redone with an option to go inside out (in case you haven’t heard from Faith Popcorn in a while, – just trust me.) …and the real DIVINE style tip is that you can always cut the sleeves off for Resort. T-shirts darling, t-shirts.
I’m pressing Presley’s Pearls CON TODO for the remainder of my forecasts. GET SOME HERE. DO IT NOW.
Hoppy Easter from My Island
I’m not religious. In fact I’m anti-religion but it’s not often you see an Easter Island gag.
Icon, Symbol, EYEcon
The following is a conversation starter.
Leggy – icon of fashion dolls
A Painted Poodle – symbol of Poodleology (ask a poodleologist and find out)
and Pat Dry – Eyecon who was known for her eyes.
Karl Lagerfeld Explaining Chanel ’95
Got it.
La Lupe. Okay?
I’m loving the simple T.
Dolly’s Excited
Rare Antique Vogueing Performance
This is “Elements Of Vogue” (David DePino’s 1989 Original Mix) – Johnny Dynell feat. David Ian Xtravaganza as interpreted for broadcast by a school of vogeurs including Legendary London Legend, Roy and Britain’s early champion of the form, Les Child. (That’s her shutting down the category in a platinum hair hat.) Front and center and stealing thunder we see the lovely and sorely missed, Fidel Field. A fragile creature we knew too briefly. May she runway in peace. All this madness is circa 1990-ish. Don’t be jealous of their beauty, darling, be jealous of their talent!
Now, in the words of your Master of Ceremonies, David Ian Extravaganza, “I’ll now depart by saying, ‘I love you all for loving me.'”
I don’t think that was really Doris…
Do you? “some work” for Marilyn Manson? No. That doesn’t make a lick of sense, but it really IS awful nice of her to be concerned about finding work for other performers. She’s just an honest to goodness nice person.
Yep.
Weird that she had my number though…very weird. Oh well, I’m not going to worry about it.
Also, super weird that she called me because she’s dead…which really makes this whole thing kinda spooky.. hmmmm.
Does anybody out there have Marilyn Manson’s correct phone number? It must be pretty close to mine I’m guessing….
You know what? –
Nevermind.
Most Of Us Would Love This Cute and Handy Magnate
AT ONLY $3.50 YOU CAN’T AFFORD NOT TO BUY A FEW!
It’s Not Just Me It’s Everybody – Weyes Blood
Start Stomping These Pretty Bugs
Todd Oldham Maker Shop
You better get over there before it’s all gone, ’cause it’s goin’… real fast.
She’d Like To Runaway But She Can’t Go
The Time Has Come To End…
caftan discrimination.
Just stop it. Stop it today get yourself a caftan and feel proud and more comfortable tomorrow. Besides, it’s just too hot to wear anything else, am I right, kids? Waistbands are simply outdated. We’ve outgrown them. We no longer have waistlines. Why do we need waistbands? You can still have pockets on the sides too, that’s no problem. Imagine all the money you’ll save on belts. A nice Italian belt can be very dear in this economy and let’s face it…nobody is going to stop buying gas just because it costs $20.00 a gallon. Am I right, or what? Forget it! We’re not going to stop buying gas…How can we? We gotta drive just to get our over-priced food and a few yards of a lightweight, summery fabric (possibly a breathable and flow-ey cotton voile or a simple silk chiffon) in order to make our new kaftans! And listen, kids, this crazy kaftan discrimination thing is just disgusting to me. Who cares about your coordinated separates and your layers? How much time does it take you people to tuck everything in? I dont have time for tucking in August. I take my caftan off the hanger, throw it up over my head and do a praying hands over the head pose… like I’m about to dive up… and instantly I’m fully dressed! You can’t beat it. I’m saving time every morning here.
If you want my advice I think you should take your belt and pantyhose off, take your underwear off, slip into a one piece outfit and if anybody tries to poo poo your mumu, give em the finger. For all they know you could be skinny under all that fabric. It’s possible. You can even pretend you’re Elizabeth Taylor if you want to. Why not? Enjoy yourself! Would you rather be Mama Cass because you can go right ahead and do that too if you like. God bless that woman. What a talent. You know, come to think of it you could also pretend you’re Paul Lynde in Palm Springs but that takes a lot of gold medallions and a dry look hairstyle – too hard.
No shame in shifts, sisters. Keep it simple. You got a front and a back and they already sewed ’em together for ya.
Mina – The Beat Goes On
I wore this track out for years back in the daze of BEIGE.
full screen is a must
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