TGI A Sassy Friday GIF drop

Posted on June 4, 2021 by Billy Beyond

It’s Sassy’s day today.

She’s workin’ real hard today. Shell be back in about an hour if you need to speak to her.

She’s a good girl.

You Guys, I’m Worried About Bunny

Posted on August 13, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Hey, we’ve all had our nights when the recipe may have been a little over spiced….sure.

But I just need to say, I’m a little worried about Bunny. You guys….her face could break, seriously. She could go blind from whiplashes. This is hard for me to watch…because that’s not Bunny. I don’t know that queen in these clips, I’m sorry…but that’s not Bunny. And Another thing…THAT”S NOT VOGUEING!! Who IS this mentally malfunctioning bobble headed short-circuiting, short circuit queen? …. God dammit, I miss Bunny!

You can almost see her inside there, scratching and clawing in an effort to escape her own sick mind! Almost…but not really. I’m afraid this last gif is the proof and in fact is also enough proof that Lady Bunny has, to put it technically, “fully nutted” and at this time is in a state of complete mental shock! I would also like to announce that as a very close personal friend of Bunny’s that I am willing to accept all of her upcoming DJ bookings for the next year and half or so in an effort to make things easier for the promoters and club owners that are no doubt feeling a little nervous about her scheduled appearances due to these recent and very sad developments regarding the mental health of the former performer known to so many as “The Lady Bunny.” (auntalice@gmail.com – shoot me an email and we can adjust the contracts.)

aaaaand nothin.

Posted on July 24, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Pride Aside, I’m Still Alive

Posted on July 2, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Detail of a grave rubbing painting made on my gravestone (which is waiting for me in my hometown cemetery) My “portrait” you might say, by the artist Scott Covert. – oh here he is now…

Hi Scott. How long are you in town for?

Don’t cry Judy. I’m not actually dead from Pride. That’s just a typical gay exaggeration. We do it CONSTANTLY! See? ……..,.,.Judy?

ummmmm……JUDY?

Judes? Can you hear me baby?….. Judy? ……..

“Jesus Christ. “

JUDY????

OK Judy, listen to me………WHAT DID YOU TAKE?

JUDY?….answer me now…….WHAT DID YOU TAKE TONIGHT JUDY?

I can’t do this anymore. It’s not fair. This is not fair.

Oh my God, …really Judes? CONTACT COLD CAPSULES??

HOW MANY BOXES JUDY???

HOW MANY!!!

Las Vegas Last Time

Posted on May 27, 2018 by Billy Beyond

a couple of lost gifs.

My New Judy Gif Just Dropped

Posted on May 21, 2018 by Billy Beyond

Does anybody say “dropped” anymore? It sounds as old as Nicki Minaj. My grand niece used to love her. She loved all that old music. That’s waaaaay back. Shoose.

Aaaainyway, here’s my new Judy Gif. Collect ’em all! I do it for you. I make these for you, my readers. I really do. Apologies to Joey an Lorna Luft – I never knew your father but this is one of my favorite quotes from your Mom’s lost recordings that everybody found sad…(didn’t make me sad though.) I enjoy listening to them occasionally because it reminds me that if I have a glass of wine there is a good chance I may become drunk, even more bitter, very mean occasionally unintelligible and I will think that a really rotten idea for a show is GREAT idea. The lesson is very clear for me…

Never record yourself.

Nuf said. – And now, another Jaw dropping Judy Gif Drop!

Let her go fellas!

(kiss, kiss) Thank You! Bye!

Posted on July 17, 2017 by Billy Beyond

Mariah. I always say “Yes” to anything Mariah.

Master Gifs 3 – Salvador Dali

Posted on May 7, 2017 by Billy Beyond

Am I dreaming here?

Exactly.

Modern MasterGifs 1 – Guernica – P. Picasso

Posted on March 14, 2017 by Billy Beyond

Guernica (1937) – One of the most moving and powerful anti-war paintings in history.

Painter P. Picasso – “This bull is a bull and this horse is a horse… If you give a meaning to certain things in my paintings it may be very true, but it is not my idea to give this meaning.”

Alejandro Escalona said, “The chaos unfolding seems to happen in closed quarters provoking an intense feeling of oppression. There is no way out of the nightmarish cityscape. The absence of color makes the violent scene developing right before your eyes even more horrifying. The blacks, whites, and grays startle you—especially because you are used to see war images broadcast live and in high-definition right to your living room.”^[17]

Distract Yourself with FULL SCREEN GIFS

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Billy Beyond

I know, babe. It IS hard. It’s hard times. But here’s a way to take your mind off of it. It’s full screen gifs and you can choose things you like, like “trippy” “disco” or “weird.” Check it out. Click this link and just keep hitting the space bar. In a few minutes you’ll forget all about the fact that you know who was elected and is now doing you know what.

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