The “Tap To Type” App

I had seven years of tap. Even the first month was more exciting than this app.

thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. No…I must ask you to hold your applause no matter how heartfelt it may be. I understand Haikus get people going. It’s fine. Thank you. Thank you once again. Shhhhhhhh…..hey. Enough. Stop it.

A Very Non-Vegetarian Vincent Price Check

Price check.

Price Check on Billy’s Blog.

I have a price check on billybeyond.com.

 

check it:

PORK CHOPS – By Vincent Price

EXCERPT – A recently never published interview with Vincent Price

 

Vincent, before I ask you anything at all I have to ask you, are you any relation to Flo Price? …FLO Price, the baking author? No? No problem, moving on.*

Vincent I never realized you made so many cook books.

Did you know I worked on a cookbook too? Well, it was really more of a combination craft, cooking, how not to, type of joke, entertaining entertainment sort of fake bake … it’s hard to categorize actually. But I’ll tell you one thing, I had never worked with raw poultry before and certainly not in the dead of August and with hot lights.

“Chicken Shelves” – from  “I Like You” by Amy Sedaris

Well did you know that Halston did wigs?

No?

There really are so many things that most people just don’t know.

note –

 

Zodiacs – Roberta Kelly, 1977 (Giorgio Moroder/Pete Bellotte)

( May I suggest BLASTING this at the office before 10:00 AM? It’s a mood changer. )

This post has no editorial content relating to “Zodiacs” by Roberta Kelly because there is simply nothing that can be said neither positively nor negatively about this perfect disco-era pop recording. Now get into her energized delivery during this performance in 1977…

 

For the record we are providing the deceptively simple lyrics.

SONGWRITERS – Giorgio Moroder/ Pete Bellotte

Oh, Capricorns, Leos, Sagittarians
Scorpios, Virgos, Aquarians
Oh, searchin’ for the sign that goes with their own sign of the zodiac
(Zodiac)
Oh, Geminis, Librans, Taurians
Pisceans, Ariens, Cancerians
They’re searchin’ for the sign that goes with their own sign of the
zodiac (Zodiac)
Of the zodiac (Zodiac)
Of the zodiac (Zodiac)
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Mercury, Mars, Jupiter and Venus
Pluto, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus
Power from the planets of their own side of the zodiac (Zodiac)
Of the zodiac (Zodiac)
Of the zodiac (Zodiac)
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
We’re all born under the sun (Under the sun)
Affected by the pull of the moon
Predestined  to be born on that day,
It’s the zodiac, zodiac fate
Oh, Capricorns, Leos, Sagittarians
Scorpios, Virgos, Aquarians
Oh, searchin’ for the sign that goes with their own sign of the zodiac
(Zodiac)
Oh, Geminis, Librans, Taurians
Pisceans, Ariens, Cancerians
They’re searchin’ for the sign that goes with their own sign of the
zodiac (Zodiac)
Of the zodiac (Zodiac)
Of the zodiac (Zodiac)
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Capricorns
Leos
Saggitarians
Scorpios (Scorpios)
Virgos (Virgos)
Aquarians (Aquarians)
Geminis (Geminis, Geminis)
Librans (Librans, Librans)
Taurians (Taurians, Taurians)
Pisceans (Pisceans, Pisceans)
Arians (Arians, Arians, Arians)
Cancerians (Cancerians, Cancerians)
Zodiac
Zodiac
Zodiac
Zodiac
Zodiac
Songwriters: Giorgio Moroder / Giorgio G. Moroder / Pete Bellotte

 

For (Town) Cryin’ Out Loud


Sept 30th – Grand Central – 5 Masonic – Provincetown – 9 to 1 – With me, your music maestro toute la nuit


c’est l’écureuil en cuir🖤🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐩🐿

I’m Suspirious

I don’t know about this. Can we please keep our sacred cinema favorites? Tilda Swinton, yes. Soooooo….maybe?

I guess I’ll just throw on some Goblin and wait for it.

Oh. Here it is right here. On the top of the pile. Because it’s a CLASSIC AND CAN’T BE TOUCHED.

And another thing…Amazon Studios? 😒

Alexa, wikipedia Ebay Studios.

Alexa, what is Etsy Studios?

Alexa, you know they will just use you up and work you like a dog until your voice gets deeper and scratchy from age and not sleeping ever, and then they will just toss you out with the cardboard boxes and plastic bags of air. You know that right?

Thats what they do at Amazon “Studios.” Yep. You’re just a number to them, ‘lexa. And you know what? They don’t even sell anything. Try and get a grip on that one.

Alexa, who do I have to blow to get a role at Amazon Studios?

New Suspiria trailer: Give your soul to the dance

Amazon Studios has released the creepy new trailer for its horror remake Suspiria, starring Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton. Check out the new Suspiria trailer in the player below!

In the film, a darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the troupe’s artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.

The cast includes Swinton (We Need to Talk About Kevin, Doctor Strange), Johnson (Fifty Shades of GreyHow To Be Single), Chloë Grace Moretz (Kick-AssThe Miseducation of Cameron Post), Mia Goth (A Cure for Wellness, Everest) and Jessica Harper of the original Suspiria

Call Me by Your Name director Luca Guadagnino steps behind the camera for the remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic which features a script by David Kajganich (A Bigger SplashThe Terror). The horror film will have its world premiere at 75th Venice International Film Festival.

RELATED: Suspiria Teaser Trailer Will Give You the Heebie Jeebies

It had been previously reported that actress Tilda Swinton plays two roles in the film, taking on the role of “real life German psychoanalyst” Lutz Ebersdorf who will “make his feature debut” in the film, but Guadagnino confirmed to Yahoo back in February that he will be portrayed by the real Ebersdorf. The score will be composed by legendary singer/songwriter Thom Yorke of Radiohead.

Suspiria will officially debut if it doesn’t suck too bad.

WATCH THE TRAILER HERE.