Last Minute Ground Shipping Gift Guide 2017

When you care enough to send it GROUND.😐

Click the pics to shop and avoid all human contact this holiday season.

$5.75

* For some, using the NO BUTTON may take some learning.

$5.50

This bird is “a drunk.” You can tell by the top hat and clown shoes. Remember that at this year’s office party. Maybe let this bird be the drunk one this year? Yeah. uh huh. – hey, just a suggestion. You’re free to do as you like.

$6.00

TIP – Every time you use this it becomes a little less funny. DING! Let’s keep it hilarious.

$3.99

Two words. Electric Slide.

$6.50 sml $17.50 Lg.

Photography is the hobby everybody believes they have, but cameras are so expensive…and lighting? Jus’ too high. Problem solved. This gift tells them they really CAN be an artist. Let them believe it for a day.

$11.95

“Well I knew you were into that “funky” fashion style.”

 

 

Do You Need A Little Inspiration?

Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Excitement? yes Ma’am, I mean Sir, I mean Ma’am… I have some right here actually…

Para español marque numero dos.

Y ahora para una bonificación especial para mis lectores preferidos

 

 

Felices vacaciones.

Good-Bye David Cassidy

and thanks for all those personalized pictures you sent me when I was just a confused little kid. Now, I feel I can show these to the world, the world you have left me behind in.

 

I’ve always been a lucky person and if there was a contest, I had my SASE ready to mail by morning. Who knew a life long secret romance was to be the real prize after I won THIS!

We always kept it clean. That’s just the way we liked it. Doesn’t mean it wasn’t hot. Hot n clean. That’s how we kept it.

Always so busy…I didn’t mind, I mean. I understood. He didn’t belong to me. He belonged to the entire world…the entire world AND me.

David, who’s that man in the car with you? Funny…those things used to matter to me then.

I saw the back of nearly every appearance he made for those first few frantic and romance filled years. After home video was invented I could finally see the fronts thanks to a Betamax that “Miss Thing” brought me from Tokyo. “Miss Thing,” that’s what I called him at first. I had several pet names for him over the years and he had a long list of them for me too but mostly he just called me “Girl.”  lol.

We had fun. We sure did.

So many photoshoots in those days. This is one of the only pictures I have of us together, besides the thousands of nudes he took. Studies he called them. I believe him. He loved to learn. Anyway, this one was for our Christmas cards , 1970.

 

We never sent them.

You always will be, Shagmaster.

If only it were as easy to give as it was to write. #secretromance

“Thanks D, but that’s not healthy. I feel you might be putting too much emphasis on us in your life. Pay more attention to your acting….and your music. They are just as important as me.” – That’s what I used to tell him. I used to tell him that all the time.

Words to live by now. my friend. Until we meet again!

And I hope all yours did too. I think they probably did. Well, except for that thing you would always ask me to do…but honestly…I wasn’t being a square. I was just scared…of the whole location thing…and I’ve never been comfortable around exotic animals…and I mean…just being upside down for that long I think might be dangerous even without the body paint and the Santa Suit. I’ve said too much.

I did everything he asked me to….almost everything.

that’s the one I carried in my wallet.

After a fight somewhere in Mexico. We always made up. We fought a lot about little things…hairbrushes, bronzer, …money.

Finally! A little liner. He was gorgeous with make up – and with out it. It was a win win.

THAT night! God, was the entire world on E?  hahaha.

And that’s forever.

 

 

Water Good / Booze Bad

Cancer Doctors Cite Risks of Drinking Alcohol

The American Society of Clinical Oncology, which represents many of the nation’s top cancer doctors, is calling attention to the ties between alcohol and cancer. In a statement published Tuesday in the Journal of Clinical Oncology, the group cites evidence that even light drinking can slightly raise a woman’s risk of breast cancer and increase a common type of esophageal cancer.

Heavy drinkers face much higher risks of mouth and throat cancer, cancer of the voice box, liver cancer and, to a lesser extent, colorectal cancers, the group cautions.

“The message is not, ‘Don’t drink.’ It’s, ‘If you want to reduce your cancer risk, drink less. And if you don’t drink, don’t start,’” said Dr. Noelle LoConte, an associate professor at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and the lead author of the ASCO statement. “It’s different than tobacco where we say, ‘Never smoke. Don’t start.’ This is a little more subtle.”

Other medical groups have cited the risks of alcohol as a possible cause of cancer. But this is the first time that ASCO has taken a stand.

Desigual SS 2018

Thanks to Abel for the heads up on the fashion front.

I’ll give this show a perfect 10+.

Invisible heels, skipping, high stepping, hand holding and at last, choreography on the catwalk! All that plus dreamcatcher earrings. (look for em.) Bravo whoever!

Check the voice-over on the soundtrack. Sounds an awful lot like Sister Dimension’s soundtrack for a Thierry Mugler defile back in 199? “Influential” is what that’s called. “Influential, dahhhhhling!!!”