Don’t Miss FELLOW TRAVELERS starting 10/29 on Showtime

LOVED EPISODE ONE – can’t wait to see the rest. Episodes one and two under the direction of Daniel Minahan – GO DAN! This a a must watch situation, people. There will be no exceptions. Gay romance, gay history, gay actors, gay everything including the realest super hot sex scenes, tear jerking love scenes, historical evil gay villains, gay music, gay, gay, GOOD GAY.

Joey Arias is Returning To Joe’s Pub

Photo: Steven Menendez

Tickets are available now for Joey Arias along with Brandon Seabrook, Tony Mason and Eliot Douglass at Joe’s Pub August 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th. I saw Joey and friends recently and it seemed like the first time for me. Joey is pure magnetic entertainment and moves megawatts of energies around the room. The show is three New York City artists at their best. Do yourself a favor and get some tickets in advance. You will be amused, entertained and touched by the work of these seasoned greats. Be ready for an energy zap. I caught a few.

GET TICKETS HERE

FORECAST: Divine 4 All Seasons

Spring2/Summer1 t-shirts are now available. Fringe them for Summer2. Fall1 means layering as it always does and these t’s tease as foundation layers. Fall2 this year will be Fall1 merely redone with an option to go inside out (in case you haven’t heard from Faith Popcorn in a while, – just trust me.) …and the real DIVINE style tip is that you can always cut the sleeves off for Resort. T-shirts darling, t-shirts.

I’m pressing Presley’s Pearls CON TODO for the remainder of my forecasts. GET SOME HERE. DO IT NOW.

The Time Has Come To End…

caftan discrimination.

Just stop it. Stop it today get yourself a caftan and feel proud and more comfortable tomorrow. Besides, it’s just too hot to wear anything else, am I right, kids? Waistbands are simply outdated. We’ve outgrown them. We no longer have waistlines. Why do we need waistbands? You can still have pockets on the sides too, that’s no problem. Imagine all the money you’ll save on belts. A nice Italian belt can be very dear in this economy and let’s face it…nobody is going to stop buying gas just because it costs $20.00 a gallon. Am I right, or what? Forget it! We’re not going to stop buying gas…How can we? We gotta drive just to get our over-priced food and a few yards of a lightweight, summery fabric (possibly a breathable and flow-ey cotton voile or a simple silk chiffon) in order to make our new kaftans! And listen, kids, this crazy kaftan discrimination thing is just disgusting to me. Who cares about your coordinated separates and your layers? How much time does it take you people to tuck everything in? I dont have time for tucking in August. I take my caftan off the hanger, throw it up over my head and do a praying hands over the head pose… like I’m about to dive up… and instantly I’m fully dressed! You can’t beat it. I’m saving time every morning here.

If you want my advice I think you should take your belt and pantyhose off, take your underwear off, slip into a one piece outfit and if anybody tries to poo poo your mumu, give em the finger. For all they know you could be skinny under all that fabric. It’s possible. You can even pretend you’re Elizabeth Taylor if you want to. Why not? Enjoy yourself! Would you rather be Mama Cass because you can go right ahead and do that too if you like. God bless that woman. What a talent. You know, come to think of it you could also pretend you’re Paul Lynde in Palm Springs but that takes a lot of gold medallions and a dry look hairstyle – too hard.

No shame in shifts, sisters. Keep it simple. You got a front and a back and they already sewed ’em together for ya.

Mina – The Beat Goes On

I wore this track out for years back in the daze of BEIGE.

full screen is a must

Però è stato davvero bello, tesoro!

ALSO WATCH IT HERE!!

Defile Claude Montana L’Automne ’85-’86

And you thought clones only sat at bars all night and cut hair all day…. Still waiting on the biopic here….doesn’t anybody want to call Ryan and plant the seed? Montana, people…not the state.

My Style Has No Style

“My [singing] style really has no style, because I try to sing each number differently. I’ve always believed that if style takes precedence over the words and music, the audience get’s cheated. It’s like when people see a fine play or movie. They imagine themselves in the leading role. I want them to imagine that they’re singing – not just listening to someone else.”
~Judy Garland

Behind The Scenes of Halston

Halston, sure…but JERIANA!

The talented Miss San Juan’s costumes were critical to the success of the project. The series is a fast forward fashion flight from ’68 to ’90 and that’s a lot of garment bags, people. Heavy ones. Approximately fifty-million costumes were required for this gigantic fashion feature production and Jeriana and her crew got them all right. The result is authenticity with effect. Detail queens?…you may sit down now. Everything is perfect.

Brava G. S. J.

Costumes? Naildit.

LADIES…Number twenty, “CourregE-ish mono-new-clothes-osis.”
ULTRA BEAUTIES.
BEST HAIR AT VERSAILLE.
Halston HIGH hand holding? CHECK.
HOURS AND hours of calculated swish.
LOOK THAT UP IN YOUR FUNK AND DIAGONALS. ASYMMETRY WAS OBSERVED.
Pat pose number one hundred and forty seven, “Egyptian Feelings.” Leave it alone, it’s Dilone.