The New International Male

ORTTU. Our West Coast Reporter has just wired this urgent/not urgent fashion update to our Trend Alert Center. These, “swishy versus tight” garments definitely an Internationale Male flavor and just as “Yes/No” as the original catalog collections. Daring and draped, I Love/Hate all of them. CHECK IT OUT.

Do You Look Like Doris Day?

This contest is still going on.

If you think you look like Doris Day, congratulations and why not show it off? Enter the Billy Beyond Doris Day Look Alike Contest and you could win over 70 hours of Doris Day digital entertainment! To enter, look, feel like or channel Doris Day, take a pic and email it to auntalice@gmail.com. The winner will receive a folder of 37 Doris Day movies with hours of rare shorts and trailers. (Theatrical trailers, not like mobile homes.) This contest will be running until there is a winner.

Look like Day? Enter today!

Feel like Doris? Who doesn’t?

Channeling Doris? Prove it.

I expect this contest will be pretty easy to win because let’s face it…nobody is going to enter.

I Like This One Better

Better than POSE I mean. This series is real. It’s interesting because life is so damn interesting…WHEN YOU ARE IN IT, DARLING! Catch, this show is cyoot to a taste. You may see some of the girls from ovah dare up in this program and you can see Dashaun in it too. Oooh Dashaun. Kissy.

Check it, it’s from Viceland and it’s cawled MY HOUSE

This series is approved for viewing by The Legendary House of Beyond which is brand new and legendary at the same time…uh huh. You want information about the house? – you know the number… 917-397-0759 – We are currently recruitering members of all experience levels including older than me…IF YOU CAN STILL TAKE IT between your daily Geritol and Metamucil doses! (can I get a Senior Coke with that and do you recognize AARP discounts? – cluck )

helleaux. gahbye.

click away now, you’ve got other blogs to blink at, Binky. oh. see? uh huh. This is how it is now. We are The Legendary House Of Beyond and we are so far ahead that when we attend a ball…WE COME EARLY.

The T has been released. Prepare for the coming conflama.

this is done.

Hiding From the Heatwave

People are obviously not thinking clearly…unless this is a renegade Jo Shane work in which case it should be worshiped. Ave C and 14St. #jodshane #joshaneartist #assemblage
Writing. Bumps. Hasle. #bumps #hasle
I really don’t know how many times I have to say this..BUT – The answer line OPEN, PEOPLE! say it with me – Nyen One Sevin, three nyen seven, zero seven five nyen. please?
PS - they are now called "DONOTS." Dunkin' Donots.  hashtagnodonut #nodonut
Heatwave. Feels like one “o”four and God bless this skater on Canal Street who chose to wear his/her – sorry – “their” long sleeve turtleneck with striped gauntlets and black jeans with combat boots. Dedication. They drank a cup of water and rode away into the sizzling sleaze of a busy Canal Street while I sat sweating and sucking down a large iced tea – (NO DONUT.)
PS – they are now called DONOTS. Dunkin’ Donots. hashtagnodonut #nodonut
EXACTLY