Joe’s Pub Wed Oct 30th 7pm
Mike Albo, Nora Burns and David Ilku are back with their new show Badassy, a wildly twisted take on everything annoying, amusing and artisanal.
It’s a comic cocktail for your psyche.
“Don’t miss this! Incredibly vicious and relentlessly hilarious.”- Time Out New York
“Critics Pick” – The New Yorker
“Highbrow/Lowbrow Brilliant” – New York Magazine
Tickets $20 Joespub.com
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I’ll have whatever Gloria had, please. Thank you, and will you please remove that Kit-Kat from my sight?!
Hey, we’ve all had our nights when the recipe may have been a little over spiced….sure.
But I just need to say, I’m a little worried about Bunny. You guys….her face could break, seriously. She could go blind from whiplashes. This is hard for me to watch…because that’s not Bunny. I don’t know that queen in these clips, I’m sorry…but that’s not Bunny. And Another thing…THAT”S NOT VOGUEING!! Who IS this mentally malfunctioning bobble headed short-circuiting, short circuit queen? …. God dammit, I miss Bunny!
You can almost see her inside there, scratching and clawing in an effort to escape her own sick mind! Almost…but not really. I’m afraid this last gif is the proof and in fact is also enough proof that Lady Bunny has, to put it technically, “fully nutted” and at this time is in a state of complete mental shock! I would also like to announce that as a very close personal friend of Bunny’s that I am willing to accept all of her upcoming DJ bookings for the next year and half or so in an effort to make things easier for the promoters and club owners that are no doubt feeling a little nervous about her scheduled appearances due to these recent and very sad developments regarding the mental health of the former performer known to so many as “The Lady Bunny.” (email@example.com – shoot me an email and we can adjust the contracts.)
Hi Scott. How long are you in town for?
Don’t cry Judy. I’m not actually dead from Pride. That’s just a typical gay exaggeration. We do it CONSTANTLY! See? ……..,.,.Judy?
Judes? Can you hear me baby?….. Judy? ……..
“Jesus Christ. “
OK Judy, listen to me………WHAT DID YOU TAKE?
JUDY?….answer me now…….WHAT DID YOU TAKE TONIGHT JUDY?
I can’t do this anymore. It’s not fair. This is not fair.
Oh my God, …really Judes? CONTACT COLD CAPSULES??
HOW MANY BOXES JUDY???