2020; Say, "Yes"

Posted on January 2, 2020 by Billy Beyond

Unitard – Tonight at Joe’s Pub

Posted on October 30, 2019 by Billy Beyond

UNITARD
Badassy!
EXTENDED!
Joe’s Pub Wed Oct 30th 7pm
Mike Albo, Nora Burns and David Ilku are back with their new show Badassy, a wildly twisted take on everything annoying, amusing and artisanal.
It’s a comic cocktail for your psyche.

“Don’t miss this! Incredibly vicious and relentlessly hilarious.”- Time Out New York
“Critics Pick” – The New Yorker
“Highbrow/Lowbrow Brilliant” – New York Magazine

Tickets $20 Joespub.com

The B-52’s Meet The Archies

Posted on October 5, 2019 by Billy Beyond

In the grand tradition of cult classic crossovers such as ARCHIE MEETS KISS and ARCHIE MEETS RAMONES, the next surefire comic book crossover hit arrives in February 2020 with ARCHIE MEETS THE B-52s!

From the fan-favorite Archie Comics creative team of co-writers Alex Segura and Matt Rosenberg (ARCHIE MEETS RAMONES, THE ARCHIES) and artist Dan Parent (ARCHIE MEETS KISS), the ARCHIE MEETS THE B-52s one-shot comic book will rock you with a new wave of fun, excitement, and humor like only Archie Comics and The B-52s can provide.

“I’m so excited to not only revisit Archie’s legendary run of off-the-wall, awesome music crossovers, but to do it with my original partner in crime, Archie legend, Dan Parent,” said co-writer and Archie Comics Co-President Alex Segura.

“The B-52s are a seminal, quirky, and groundbreaking group, and I feel so lucky to have the chance to make a little rock and roll history with them and Riverdale’s own, The Archies. Expect a lot of bonkers fun, eye-popping art, and a lot of new wave-y adventure.”

“The B-52s are not only a legendary rock group, but are an important part of my life,” added artist Dan Parent.

“They are a band who meant a lot to the kids who felt like they were out of the norm, and they made it cool to embrace your inner weirdo. So, to be able to bring that brand of musical quirkiness to Riverdale is a dream come true. The B-52s in Riverdale makes sense, and I’m not even sure why! All I know is fun will be had!”

The unlikely yet seemingly meant-to-be crossover of The Archies and The B-52s was something co-writer Matt Rosenberg also loved, adding, “If there is a better pairing then the cartoonish psychedelia of the B-52s and the literal cartoons of the Archies I don’t know what it is. And getting to watch Dan Parent draw them together is an opportunity I obviously couldn’t pass up. I’m so excited for this book it’s crazy to me that it’s a real thing, it feels like I’m living in my own private Riverdale.”

To find out more information about ARCHIE MEETS THE B-52s, stay tuned for news coming out of the ARCHIE COMICS FOREVER: CELEBRATING 80 YEARS panel this Friday, October 4 at New York Comic Con.

Do You Look Like Doris Day?

Posted on September 14, 2019 by Billy Beyond

This contest is still going on.

If you think you look like Doris Day, congratulations and why not show it off? Enter the Billy Beyond Doris Day Look Alike Contest and you could win over 70 hours of Doris Day digital entertainment! To enter, look, feel like or channel Doris Day, take a pic and email it to auntalice@gmail.com. The winner will receive a folder of 37 Doris Day movies with hours of rare shorts and trailers. (Theatrical trailers, not like mobile homes.) This contest will be running until there is a winner.

Look like Day? Enter today!

Feel like Doris? Who doesn’t?

Channeling Doris? Prove it.

I expect this contest will be pretty easy to win because let’s face it…nobody is going to enter.

Gloria Swanson Ate Organic and Had No Processed Foods Or Refined Sugars Waaaaay Before Any Of Us

Posted on August 17, 2019 by Billy Beyond

I’ll have whatever Gloria had, please. Thank you, and will you please remove that Kit-Kat from my sight?!

You Guys, I’m Worried About Bunny

Posted on August 13, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Hey, we’ve all had our nights when the recipe may have been a little over spiced….sure.

But I just need to say, I’m a little worried about Bunny. You guys….her face could break, seriously. She could go blind from whiplashes. This is hard for me to watch…because that’s not Bunny. I don’t know that queen in these clips, I’m sorry…but that’s not Bunny. And Another thing…THAT”S NOT VOGUEING!! Who IS this mentally malfunctioning bobble headed short-circuiting, short circuit queen? …. God dammit, I miss Bunny!

You can almost see her inside there, scratching and clawing in an effort to escape her own sick mind! Almost…but not really. I’m afraid this last gif is the proof and in fact is also enough proof that Lady Bunny has, to put it technically, “fully nutted” and at this time is in a state of complete mental shock! I would also like to announce that as a very close personal friend of Bunny’s that I am willing to accept all of her upcoming DJ bookings for the next year and half or so in an effort to make things easier for the promoters and club owners that are no doubt feeling a little nervous about her scheduled appearances due to these recent and very sad developments regarding the mental health of the former performer known to so many as “The Lady Bunny.” (auntalice@gmail.com – shoot me an email and we can adjust the contracts.)