Do You Look Like Doris Day?

Posted on September 14, 2019 by Billy Beyond

This contest is still going on.

If you think you look like Doris Day, congratulations and why not show it off? Enter the Billy Beyond Doris Day Look Alike Contest and you could win over 70 hours of Doris Day digital entertainment! To enter, look, feel like or channel Doris Day, take a pic and email it to auntalice@gmail.com. The winner will receive a folder of 37 Doris Day movies with hours of rare shorts and trailers. (Theatrical trailers, not like mobile homes.) This contest will be running until there is a winner.

Look like Day? Enter today!

Feel like Doris? Who doesn’t?

Channeling Doris? Prove it.

I expect this contest will be pretty easy to win because let’s face it…nobody is going to enter.

Live From The Crisco Disco 1979 With DJ Frank Corr

Posted on September 8, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Thanks to DJ Gant Johnson for pointing this one out.. Disco lovers, get ready to chant. If you heart Hearthis then you might love my mixes there? Check em out here – beep beep

Listen To The Children

Posted on September 4, 2019 by Billy Beyond

…for they speak the truth.

“Judy Garland, Judy Garland, Judy Garland…ooh whee!” – The 12 year old Tobie Giddio on Christmas morning.

Later in this young Judy Garland fan’s life she would go on to launch her newly re-designed website.

CHECK IT OUT

Best Ever – Simone Biles

Posted on August 19, 2019 by Billy Beyond

I think she deserves a million dollars a year for life from the US government for making The USA look great, RIGHT NOW.

Ed Ruscha’s Hollywood Boulevard 1973/2002

Posted on August 16, 2019 by Billy Beyond

The fine art of Luxuriating

Posted on August 16, 2019 by jaymayokay

In this age of instant messaging, instant gratification, instant news, instant access, instant food, and..well, instant everything; we have forgotten about languid luxuriating. People still relax, but it usually involves iPads, iPhones, laptops, or some other device. We cannot seem to stop instagramming, tweeting, engaging on Facebook, or other social media platforms. Nobody seems to know how to switch-off and just enjoy our own company; our own inner dialogue. Why not appreciate lying around and really relaxing? We should all luxuriate more. (I do!)

You could enjoy breakfast in bed …

..or sleeping in …..

You could lie around eating bon-bons, and petit fours, all by yourself …

Make yourself a frou-frou cocktail …

Or you could..I dunno…..do whatever she’s doing (?)

You’re Not Gonna Believe Who This Guy’s Dad Is…

Posted on August 16, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Aaaaaaaanyway…

I was very serious about creating this image. I wanted to present J.C. with reverence and respect, with a personal truth but also with something very new. The same son of God, depicted in the same stylized and over-painted way we have seen him for generations yet with a new ethnicity. Hispanic is my update. I thought maybe it could sell in South America. My honest and uncensored depiction of Jesus would not be complete without a divine sensuality that heats a forbidden glowing layer of desire…like a glossy layer of clear love smeared over his lips, his watery eyes, over his whole beautiful face. The content of this art comes with your pondering stare – making it blurry in your mind as you gaze into it and beyond it’s few details. This is introspection, the individual’s unique third-eye point of view . I hoped to put all that on top of the half-man’s mortal masculinity that made this famous prophet, at least in this artist’s mind, quite hot.

Thanks MSM For Respecting Our Music

Posted on August 14, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Thanks Manhattan School Of Music for allowing me to present some of the greatest house music in history to such a receptive crowd of musical academics and for recognizing my community’s unique form of dance music as important, highly developed, influential and relevant. Rest in peace Frankie Knuckles and all those masters, mixers, dancers, artists and beat lovers who have danced beyond this world. Our beat marks the very passing of time, itself a beautiful and fascinating illusion. See? Sometimes there is some pretty enlightening stuff happening out there on those dark dancefloors!

How about this suggestion? – The Philosophy of House Music (Focus ’90s) 101 with Professor Billy Beyond DJ – sign up soon, space is limited!

Never Lose Sight of Your Sound

Posted on August 14, 2019 by Billy Beyond

You must always continue to research, re-listen and reconsider your collection of lounge music. Edit it. If it’s rotten, toss it. Don’t stop the stream of collecting. If you gave up on vinyl then you just have to finger through the dusty stacks in another way – and with no dust so that’s good.

You may know of my penchant for The Brass Ring. I discovered them in Los Angeles which is typically my style because they were the East Coast answer to Herb Alpert in the golden age of instrumentals, the late 1960’s. In this group of talented studio musicians a guy named Phil Bodner plays Herb Alpert. The only switch being his saxophone replaces Herb’s trumpet and, well, very few people could ever be as cute and sexy as Herb Alpert so there’s that aspect too. I recently had to tell Alexa to shut down, turn off the TV and silence my phone when I noticed this track sneaking out of my imac in the corner of the room. This one deserves a clear high-volume referencing. The Album is “Love Theme From Flight of the Pheonix” and this is a Dunhill Records recording. You can find it on Spotify (click the album below to find it) and I suggest you make it a part of your permanent lounge music collection.

The Shadow of Your Smile – The Brass Ring

From the Album Love Theme From Flight Of The Pheonix

Please DO NOT SMOKE IN BED. Maybe that’s why she is alone there…helleaux.

I Like This One Better

Posted on August 12, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Better than POSE I mean. This series is real. It’s interesting because life is so damn interesting…WHEN YOU ARE IN IT, DARLING! Catch, this show is cyoot to a taste. You may see some of the girls from ovah dare up in this program and you can see Dashaun in it too. Oooh Dashaun. Kissy.

Check it, it’s from Viceland and it’s cawled MY HOUSE

This series is approved for viewing by The Legendary House of Beyond which is brand new and legendary at the same time…uh huh. You want information about the house? – you know the number… 917-397-0759 – We are currently recruitering members of all experience levels including older than me…IF YOU CAN STILL TAKE IT between your daily Geritol and Metamucil doses! (can I get a Senior Coke with that and do you recognize AARP discounts? – cluck )

helleaux. gahbye.

click away now, you’ve got other blogs to blink at, Binky. oh. see? uh huh. This is how it is now. We are The Legendary House Of Beyond and we are so far ahead that when we attend a ball…WE COME EARLY.

The T has been released. Prepare for the coming conflama.

this is done.

Judy, Judy, Judy…

Posted on July 14, 2019 by jaymayokay

Multitalented. Multifaceted. Multiplicitous. She was a legendary talent and a complex person. It’s nearly impossible to seperate the human being from the mythology. She completely inhabited the countless estimable roles and characters which she embodied completely. I’m unsure why anyone would even consider attempting to portray this enigma. Seriously.

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Pat Dry’s Classic Three Bean Salad

Posted on July 14, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Pat Dry’s Classic 3 Bean Salad:

-1 can garbanzo beans, rinsed & drained

-1 can red beans, rinsed & drained
-Similar amount of green beans, blanched in boiling water 3 minutes & plunged in an ice bath
-1 minced shallot or some finely chopped red onion
-chopped Italian parsley
-simple vinaigrette. I like extra virgin olive oil & white balsamic vinegar (or lemon juice)
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Mix it all together. Eat it.

It’s New York’s Smallest Fireworks Display

Posted on July 4, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Happy Birthday, Josheeba

Posted on July 4, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Link

https://worldsworstrecords.blogspot.com/

Really bad/good and very good/bad.

WANTED : For Not Grand, But Still Upsetting LARCENY

Posted on June 25, 2019 by Billy Beyond

My bike was stolen last night at 11:18PM, June 24th from 250 West 15 St, OUCH (Outer Chelsea), NYC. Here’s a couple of pictures of the perp and a short video of the crime.

WARNING – this video contains disturbing footage of an actual crime being committed against an innocent bicycle. Bike lovers should take note.