Do you? “some work” for Marilyn Manson? No. That doesn’t make a lick of sense, but it really IS awful nice of her to be concerned about finding work for other performers. She’s just an honest to goodness nice person.
Weird that she had my number though…very weird. Oh well, I’m not going to worry about it.
Also, super weird that she called me because she’s dead…which really makes this whole thing kinda spooky.. hmmmm.
Does anybody out there have Marilyn Manson’s correct phone number? It must be pretty close to mine I’m guessing….
If you think you look like Doris Day, congratulations and why not show it off? Enter the Billy Beyond Doris Day Look Alike Contest and you could win over 70 hours of Doris Day digital entertainment! To enter, look, feel like or channel Doris Day, take a pic and email it to email@example.com. The winner will receive a folder of 37 Doris Day movies with hours of rare shorts and trailers. (Theatrical trailers, not like mobile homes.) This contest will be running until there is a winner.
Look like Day? Enter today!
Feel like Doris? Who doesn’t?
Channeling Doris? Prove it.
I expect this contest will be pretty easy to win because let’s face it…nobody is going to enter.
I’m sure most of you knew this already, but for those of you who might have missed the email because you were watching one of Doris’ unforgettable films or reading one of her inspiring biographies, I offer this post as gentle a reminder. A calendar makes a wonderful gift. I’m sure Doris said that at least once in her long and love filled life. Just thinking of her makes me feel less evil and I am overcome with a powerful temporary sweetness.