I don’t think that was really Doris…

Do you? “some work” for Marilyn Manson? No. That doesn’t make a lick of sense, but it really IS awful nice of her to be concerned about finding work for other performers. She’s just an honest to goodness nice person.


Weird that she had my number though…very weird. Oh well, I’m not going to worry about it.

Also, super weird that she called me because she’s dead…which really makes this whole thing kinda spooky.. hmmmm.

Does anybody out there have Marilyn Manson’s correct phone number? It must be pretty close to mine I’m guessing….

You know what? –


Do You Look Like Doris Day?

This contest is still going on.

If you think you look like Doris Day, congratulations and why not show it off? Enter the Billy Beyond Doris Day Look Alike Contest and you could win over 70 hours of Doris Day digital entertainment! To enter, look, feel like or channel Doris Day, take a pic and email it to auntalice@gmail.com. The winner will receive a folder of 37 Doris Day movies with hours of rare shorts and trailers. (Theatrical trailers, not like mobile homes.) This contest will be running until there is a winner.

Look like Day? Enter today!

Feel like Doris? Who doesn’t?

Channeling Doris? Prove it.

I expect this contest will be pretty easy to win because let’s face it…nobody is going to enter.

Honest to God, I could Watch Doris Do Anything

including have lunch with Angie Dickenson. I miss Doris, and I have never even met her. She seems related to me somehow, which is odd because I’m such a night person….

Happy Near Birthday Doris Day

I continue to fall in love right along with her. That’s the thing. That’s what it is. That certain  late forties / fifties  Doris when she was late forties/ early fifties and now I’m feeling like…





Like waiting like Doris – Waiting…at home…quite happily…for Jim Gardner.

DMAK!     Yo!  West siiiiiiiideee


The Non News Report

You can get a perfectly decent egg salad sandwich at The Edison Diner. Their fare is nothing to sneeze at, but if you have to while you’re there please do it into the crook of your arm. That’s the latest sneeze protocol. Moving on…

Looks like Doris is getting some bad news. It’s best not to answer when it rings.

Do you see that? Do you see the way that light is just, and that shadow is…well… nevermind.

New York is giving good tulip this year. I think we’d all agree on that.

This double fancy is practically speaking french to the counter man at Schrafft’s. Imagine?