I don’t think that was really Doris…

Posted on October 16, 2022 by Billy Beyond

Do you? “some work” for Marilyn Manson? No. That doesn’t make a lick of sense, but it really IS awful nice of her to be concerned about finding work for other performers. She’s just an honest to goodness nice person.

Yep.

Weird that she had my number though…very weird. Oh well, I’m not going to worry about it.

Also, super weird that she called me because she’s dead…which really makes this whole thing kinda spooky.. hmmmm.

Does anybody out there have Marilyn Manson’s correct phone number? It must be pretty close to mine I’m guessing….

You know what? –

Nevermind.

Do You Look Like Doris Day?

Posted on September 14, 2019 by Billy Beyond

This contest is still going on.

If you think you look like Doris Day, congratulations and why not show it off? Enter the Billy Beyond Doris Day Look Alike Contest and you could win over 70 hours of Doris Day digital entertainment! To enter, look, feel like or channel Doris Day, take a pic and email it to auntalice@gmail.com. The winner will receive a folder of 37 Doris Day movies with hours of rare shorts and trailers. (Theatrical trailers, not like mobile homes.) This contest will be running until there is a winner.

Look like Day? Enter today!

Feel like Doris? Who doesn’t?

Channeling Doris? Prove it.

I expect this contest will be pretty easy to win because let’s face it…nobody is going to enter.

Honest to God, I could Watch Doris Do Anything

Posted on July 17, 2018 by Billy Beyond

including have lunch with Angie Dickenson. I miss Doris, and I have never even met her. She seems related to me somehow, which is odd because I’m such a night person….

Latin For Lovers – Doris Day/1964

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Billy Beyond

Magically, musically, Doris Mary Ann Kappelhoff will take you from her Cincinnati roots to Ipanema and beyond.

Destination: Love

It’s Day time.

Happy Near Birthday Doris Day

Posted on April 4, 2014 by Billy Beyond

I continue to fall in love right along with her. That’s the thing. That’s what it is. That certain late forties / fifties Doris when she was late forties/ early fifties and now I’m feeling like…

well…

Like waiting like Doris – Waiting…at home…quite happily…for Jim Gardner.

DMAK! Yo! West siiiiiiiideee

The Non News Report

Posted on April 27, 2012 by Billy Beyond

You can get a perfectly decent egg salad sandwich at The Edison Diner. Their fare is nothing to sneeze at, but if you have to while you’re there please do it into the crook of your arm. That’s the latest sneeze protocol. Moving on…