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The Leather Squirrel Aug 30th

Grand Central – Ptown – 9PM – DJ Billy Beyond – Squirrels of all kinds

For (Town) Cryin’ Out Loud


Sept 30th – Grand Central – 5 Masonic – Provincetown – 9 to 1 – With me, your music maestro toute la nuit


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Ladies and Gentlemen, Jimmy James

Enjoy Jimmy’s show from The Pilgrim House in Provincetown, Mass via Facebook!

WATCH THE SHOW HERE.

I’m Suspirious

I don’t know about this. Can we please keep our sacred cinema favorites? Tilda Swinton, yes. Soooooo….maybe?

I guess I’ll just throw on some Goblin and wait for it.

Oh. Here it is right here. On the top of the pile. Because it’s a CLASSIC AND CAN’T BE TOUCHED.

And another thing…Amazon Studios? 😒

Alexa, wikipedia Ebay Studios.

Alexa, what is Etsy Studios?

Alexa, you know they will just use you up and work you like a dog until your voice gets deeper and scratchy from age and not sleeping ever, and then they will just toss you out with the cardboard boxes and plastic bags of air. You know that right?

Thats what they do at Amazon “Studios.” Yep. You’re just a number to them, ‘lexa. And you know what? They don’t even sell anything. Try and get a grip on that one.

Alexa, who do I have to blow to get a role at Amazon Studios?

New Suspiria trailer: Give your soul to the dance

Amazon Studios has released the creepy new trailer for its horror remake Suspiria, starring Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton. Check out the new Suspiria trailer in the player below!

In the film, a darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the troupe’s artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.

The cast includes Swinton (We Need to Talk About Kevin, Doctor Strange), Johnson (Fifty Shades of GreyHow To Be Single), Chloë Grace Moretz (Kick-AssThe Miseducation of Cameron Post), Mia Goth (A Cure for Wellness, Everest) and Jessica Harper of the original Suspiria

Call Me by Your Name director Luca Guadagnino steps behind the camera for the remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic which features a script by David Kajganich (A Bigger SplashThe Terror). The horror film will have its world premiere at 75th Venice International Film Festival.

RELATED: Suspiria Teaser Trailer Will Give You the Heebie Jeebies

It had been previously reported that actress Tilda Swinton plays two roles in the film, taking on the role of “real life German psychoanalyst” Lutz Ebersdorf who will “make his feature debut” in the film, but Guadagnino confirmed to Yahoo back in February that he will be portrayed by the real Ebersdorf. The score will be composed by legendary singer/songwriter Thom Yorke of Radiohead.

Suspiria will officially debut if it doesn’t suck too bad.

WATCH THE TRAILER HERE.

New Work Old Shoe

Before you judge model,

You must walk many season in her shoe.

© Ancient Chinese Secret Wisdom

 

Here’s one from a new portfolio in process depicting a series of souvenirs from the artist’s life.

 

 

Timebomb (Peter Rauhofer Remix) – Kylie Minogue

I think this one is still so sadly relevant. Do you hear that “ticking ” sound? I hear it when I read the news. It’s so annoying.
We’re on a timebomb,
It may not last long,
So let’s just do it right now, come on.
😕

Sometimes shallow appearing puddles can be VERY DEEP.

I watch CNN, I cry a little inside, then I dance ’til it all goes away.

(come on come on come on come on)
Fast, time is ticking oh so fast,
Fast, time is ticking oh so fast,
Fast, time is ticking oh so fast,
The sound is running quick right through our hands,
Beat, feel the rhythm in my heartbeat,
Why don’t you move your body to my body,
Before we disappear?
Do you wanna wanna?
I wanna wanna dance like it was the last dance in my life,
I wanna,
wanna, wanna, wanna,
Do you wanna, wanna dance like it was the last dance?
We’re on a timebomb, it might not last long,
So let’s just do it right now do it come on,
We’re on a timebomb, before the night’s gone,
Let’s just do it right now, do it come on.
Wait,
No please don’t makes me wait,
When walls are shaking ground feels like a might break,
It’s not the end of the world,
It’s just the start of me and you,
So let’s just take the moment,
Boy, let’s go!
Tell me now,
We’re on a timebomb, it might not last long,
So let’s just do it right now do it, come on,
We’re on a timebomb, before the night’s gone,
Let’s just do it right now, do it come on.
Do you wanna wanna?
I wanna wanna dance like it was the last dance in my life,
I wanna,
wanna, wanna, wanna,
Do you wanna, wanna dance like it was the last dance?

We’re on a timebomb, it might not last long,
So let’s just do it right now do it, come on,
We’re on a timebomb, before the night’s gone,
Let’s just do it right now, do it come on.

Come on (repeat until you can’t anynore)
The End.
There. Now don’t you feel better?

ALL the Artificial Sweeteners Cause Obesity And Worse

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Five Star – Let me Be The One

For The Sake Of Claudja

You.

You and me baby.

Tell it, Miss Barry. This track is an officially sanctioned and approved practice track for Stay At Home Models interested in brushing up on their Intimate Apparel modeling skills.

This is the flowing sound of disco charmeuse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scott Covert Paintings at Keyes Art, East Hampton, NY

Opening Saturday August 18th, 2018

Keyes Art

53 Main Street, East Hampton, NY

Honest to God, I could Watch Doris Do Anything

including have lunch with Angie Dickenson. I miss Doris, and I have never even met her. She seems related to me somehow, which is odd because I’m such a night person….

The Genius Of Paul Frees

I like spooky all year ’round. Don’t you? No? Halloween only? – OK, so click back in October. For the rest of us, here’s a little Paul Frees behind the scenes.

The Haunted Mansion – The Genius Of Paul Frees

A collection of out-takes and unused narration from the original Haunted Mansion, providing a rare behind-the-scenes glimpse at the work of Paul Frees. The voice of Marc Davis can be heard in the background, as he and X. Atencio direct the recording sessions.

 

 

 

Basil Twist’s “Symphonie Fantastique” is Required Theater

It’s back after twenty years! Symphonie Fantastique is a theatrical abstraction to the music of Berlioz using all underwater puppetry. Sounds interesting? Well it’s not interesting, it’s enthralling. It’s transportation. It’s theater in the form of food for your mind, vitamins for your spirit and a happy pill for your soul. If you have not yet experienced it there are only two words I have for you.

YOU MUST.

It is only playing for a short while longer. Fly here if you have to. It’s that good. If you are an artist of any kind you will find a renewed enthusiasm in creating. If you are a dancer you will want to move in a new way. If you are a garbage truck driver who quit school in Jr, High, you will “freakin’ love this shit!” Honestly – this is very powerful abstraction that sends your mind to a place where nobody else’s can go. It’s personal. Warning : If you are an overly emotional lover of beauty itself like me – THERE WILL BE SILENT TEARS.

Please go and see Symphonie Fantastique by Basil Twist. It’s as good as Mummenschanz on Broadway. OKAY! There it is! I said it!

It really is.

GET TICKETS AND MORE INFORMATION HERE

 

Parker’s New Book

Calm down, calm down now. Look, I’m just as excited about this as you are but I’m not about to spill this beer and I mean coffee all over my barely alive keyboard.

Yes, the rumors are true – Parker Posey has a new book out and I’m sure it’s genius. If you want to read about it you can do that HERE.

As many of you might know, Parker is somebody I am proud to call friend and let me tell you privately, she is good at being a friend. She doesn’t bug you but will always answer an email or a phone call. She’s a great date and pretends to love anything you might bring her. I think that’s classy. “Oh my god! A little ceramic…is it ceramic?… a little…it’s so… I love it. Thank you! How are you?”

Ok so – New Book – “You’re On An Airplane”

I haven’t read it yet so I won’t try to review it but I’m guessing by the title that it’s a bunch of suggestions for improv scenes? Right? Maybe like, “You’re on an airplane and a terrorist has just slit the pilot’s throat…” GO! -you feel me?

No? well….it could be.

It could also be a re-telling of all the times you passed out and the first things you remember hearing after you woke up? Maybe? No? Anybody? No?

Ok, so after I read it I will have a better understanding of what it is about and I will let you know. I’m excited about it because it doesn’t look too long. Right? Plus really long books are super heavy to carry around so you leave them at home and you never read them because there’s TV at home, obviously, why should you?  Hey don’t act like you don’t know exactly what I”m talking about, Mr. “An Understanding of Sophocles” at The Beach. OK? Let’s keep it real here.

Now, there are two things that I would like to point out about Parker Posey’s new book that I have not read.

A. – Yes, that IS a leather turban.

And 2 –

Black Manicure – like ink from a type-writer ribbon.I get it.

Author, black manicure, probably using pens all the time – pretty smart, kid!!

Having worked in the past very intensely on a NYT best-seller (12 weeks, bitches) by a little lady with the last name of Sedaris , I can tell you that this book feels like a winner to my experienced touch, I mean…the cover does. To me, it looks like a hit. I of course, have not read this book but I have managed to write a post about it and drop two famous actress names in the process. See how I did that? That, my friend, is called creating entirely
“content free media.” Look around, it’s very popular, you’ll find it “on TV every night between All My Children and Jeopardy!!”  Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you knew – that was from Paris Is Burning – not Pose. Don’t get me started with Pose. No hunney – I love Posey not Pose. I’m just gonna park it right here with Pose.

Making The Boys – This Documentary Is Amazing.

Find it online. Findout all about the boys, the times, the struggles, and the brand newness of it. Vintage Fire Island super eights alert! Mart’s star studded memories were makin’ me say, “whaaaaa?” quite a bit…luckily I was alone. It’s truly inspiring and smart. I’m only about eight years late with watching this one – good thing it’s timeless.  Have you seen it? If not I really think you should. Sal Mineo hits the screen in a bathing suit for a hot second to boot = Essential doc watching.

Le Beau Male – by Jean Paul Gaultier

The Face – May 2004