I’m Suspirious

I don’t know about this. Can we please keep our sacred cinema favorites? Tilda Swinton, yes. Soooooo….maybe?

I guess I’ll just throw on some Goblin and wait for it.

Oh. Here it is right here. On the top of the pile. Because it’s a CLASSIC AND CAN’T BE TOUCHED.

And another thing…Amazon Studios? 😒

Alexa, wikipedia Ebay Studios.

Alexa, what is Etsy Studios?

Alexa, you know they will just use you up and work you like a dog until your voice gets deeper and scratchy from age and not sleeping ever, and then they will just toss you out with the cardboard boxes and plastic bags of air. You know that right?

Thats what they do at Amazon “Studios.” Yep. You’re just a number to them, ‘lexa. And you know what? They don’t even sell anything. Try and get a grip on that one.

Alexa, who do I have to blow to get a role at Amazon Studios?

New Suspiria trailer: Give your soul to the dance

Amazon Studios has released the creepy new trailer for its horror remake Suspiria, starring Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton. Check out the new Suspiria trailer in the player below!

In the film, a darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the troupe’s artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.

The cast includes Swinton (We Need to Talk About Kevin, Doctor Strange), Johnson (Fifty Shades of GreyHow To Be Single), Chloë Grace Moretz (Kick-AssThe Miseducation of Cameron Post), Mia Goth (A Cure for Wellness, Everest) and Jessica Harper of the original Suspiria

Call Me by Your Name director Luca Guadagnino steps behind the camera for the remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic which features a script by David Kajganich (A Bigger SplashThe Terror). The horror film will have its world premiere at 75th Venice International Film Festival.

RELATED: Suspiria Teaser Trailer Will Give You the Heebie Jeebies

It had been previously reported that actress Tilda Swinton plays two roles in the film, taking on the role of “real life German psychoanalyst” Lutz Ebersdorf who will “make his feature debut” in the film, but Guadagnino confirmed to Yahoo back in February that he will be portrayed by the real Ebersdorf. The score will be composed by legendary singer/songwriter Thom Yorke of Radiohead.

Suspiria will officially debut if it doesn’t suck too bad.

WATCH THE TRAILER HERE.