The 2018 Holiday Windows Report Has Begun!

This year, we are dedicating our coverage of the 2018 holiday windows in New York City and the Greater New York City Metropolitan Area to Cheryl Mackenzie. Do you know Cheryl? She probably knows you. I haven’t seen Cheryl in quite a while but I hope to see her everyday. Nothing so far. Cheryl? – these windows are for you, babe. Happy Holidays to you and to all of our friends who’s names do not appear on their driver’s licenses.

Let the coverage begin!


A SAD START – Christy Minstrel reports some very sad news to us tonight from the East side of Lexington Avenue and 59th St. regarding one of the Greater Metropolitan Area’s most renown annual displays. And now, the deeply troubling report…


This eew inspiring window display could do with an apology to pedestrians. This Boo-mingdales’ window silently screams, “I used glue!” and looks like nail polish smells.  What happened to concepts? Too hard to grasp? Then even an idea would have done more than more is more because in fact, more is more is a bore, especially when we are at war! The Wishnik hairdo and bedazzled ladder are not worthy of comment so don’t go looking for one because you’re not going to find a comment on the Wishnik hairdo and bedazzled ladder anywhere in this post. Save yourself some time and just stop reading this right now because this post is OVAH!


Trust the British on this one.

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I never OK’d this. Nobody contacted me for research during pre pro. I never saw the book, I never attended any readings or improvs during the build on this show. I never even got an email about this show, and you know what? That hurts.skyline2012BLOG

I don’t know about the new views.

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Question: Is this the only bed side lamp on the street? I like this trend. Inside out. Assorted pillows around the park…I like that. Park Pillows.

Kickstarter much?

(groan) Okay, Let me see if it’s taken on Twitter yet…

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Give. Pick up your card and give.

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“Millions of Christmas Trees” by Robert Hawkins. So many contenders for best Christmas Card this year…Kabuki and Chuck’s just arrived…

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Four and a half stars. (No card has yet to receive our coveted five star rating.)-B.B.COM

The Elsa Perreti Gift Guide Gallery

They all work for anybody. You don’t even have to see it. You just order it and they send it to “whoever” c/o “now your best friend.” It’s a number over the phone. That’s all it is for you.

Holiday Recession Windows 2012 – The Crisis Continues

As the Holiday Season is once again in fool swing, let us take a moment to remember the gay that, nearing the final starvation that follows years of unemployment and benefit cuts, remains out of work and destitute. We mourn the window dresser – may he/she rest in peace.

Simon’s paper mache’ heads have been flattened this year onto a 2-D plasma screen produced and no doubt fully owned by, “The Maus.” XMAS® ™ #holidaycrisis

Most windows look like this:

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Hardcore Hard Candy Budget Cuttin’ Christmas.

Thankfully ( for this this annual photoseries ) some people are still trying and failing miserably. Yay! Let’s embrace the holiday spirit and laugh at them – together.

These are Ricky’s windows 2012. Glitter on a scrub puff.

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Thanks to our roving reporter Christy Minstrel for catching this foul ball.

Urbane Outiftters is carrying their “Garbage” theme through the holidaze this year.

Everybody hates this store. Hate on haters!  Happy Hateful Holidays!

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Another white hot not display at a different “Ricky’s $35.00 Bottle of Conditioner Emporium”…

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Cut it in half and double it.

Just a note to you bargain hunters – Last year’s  ¢.99 tinsel wreaths are only ¢.69 this year. “I shop uptown, but I BUY on 14th street.”

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Having SADS can mean SAVINGS!