It’s Tall Taper Weather

Once again it’s the time of year for 36″ or taller tapers, preferably in black.

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Stock up. You never know when the power may go out. These are great even before you burn them because they are somewhat freakishly tall which scares a lot of people. Good. Candle haters and easy scares are not my type anyway.

Blessed Be.

Hail Satin. (It’s never out of style and looks so great by candlelight.)

Currently, there is a “Black Leather” scented candle being offered by a nationwide purveyor you may have heard of…Target? Anyway, the 6″ X 3″ pillar is only six doll hairs and let me tell you, it’s scented. It’s scented BACK! This thing is the ooh la la of overscented anythings. I’m smelling mine now. MMMMM. Smells “kinda” like leather. I have it in the original packaging (shrink wrapped and doubled bagged) and in the bottom of my closet under the Leather Squirrel sound system. Oooh  – leather. Yeah. It’s basically some kind of ultra-volatile un-stable scent molecule drenched fragrance bomb. I recomennd them highly…like if you’re high. Mine has been scenting my entire “pied-a-terre OK, soon to be on the market mini-loft’ for weeks. That’s a lot of scent for six clams.

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These are perfect for musty smelling auditoriums, rubber wreaking blimp hangers and landfills. One should do it.

One Meter Long Black Taper Candles And Where To Find Them

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Creative Candles are the best quality and the tallest tapers around. Give them. Burn them often. They last forever, don’t drip and would never smoke. This is your final candle hunt destination. Creative Candles. If you gave one to Martha she would say, “Oh yes, Creative Candles. Excellent.”

I started burning this one in 2002. (Just kidding.)

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