The Holiday Window Reviews Are Back

And they’re shittier than ever this year. They are more mean spirited than drunk Cardi B and more bitter than Campari with Campari in a Dixie Cup. Oh there’s so much to hate and so many reasons to read this year…and people too…everyone one of you fools is fair game this season, sistahs. Uh huh. Its gonna be Ughs up in here…

Yep. And that aint nothing.

Im talking about broken escalators and lots of complaining to the managers. Oh there will be video. Oh yes…this year we are ruining everything and we are not stopping until we see tears. Its going down, grilla. Pray you don’t see me near the clearance aisle cuz queenie’s coming cunty this year. For Christmess, and qwanza and chanukka, those St Judes Hospital money grubbers and for those Salvation Satan’s Army homo hating Suckwads too. Uh huh. Silly String. That’s what there’re getting this year. Silly String at a very close range. Taste the string Sally’s!!!! Hahaha. Let the holiday begin. Watch ya back, bitches. Im right here.

The 2018 Holiday Windows Report Has Begun!

This year, we are dedicating our coverage of the 2018 holiday windows in New York City and the Greater New York City Metropolitan Area to Cheryl Mackenzie. Do you know Cheryl? She probably knows you. I haven’t seen Cheryl in quite a while but I hope to see her everyday. Nothing so far. Cheryl? – these windows are for you, babe. Happy Holidays to you and to all of our friends who’s names do not appear on their driver’s licenses.

Let the coverage begin!

A SAD START – Christy Minstrel reports some very sad news to us tonight from the East side of Lexington Avenue and 59th St. regarding one of the Greater Metropolitan Area’s most renown annual displays. And now, the deeply troubling report…

This eew inspiring window display could do with an apology to pedestrians. This Boo-mingdales’ window silently screams, “I used glue!” and looks like nail polish smells.  What happened to concepts? Too hard to grasp? Then even an idea would have done more than more is more because in fact, more is more is a bore, especially when we are at war! The Wishnik hairdo and bedazzled ladder are not worthy of comment so don’t go looking for one because you’re not going to find a comment on the Wishnik hairdo and bedazzled ladder anywhere in this post. Save yourself some time and just stop reading this right now because this post is OVAH!

Trust the British on this one.

Architectural Jewelry Returns To 57th and 5th

Last year Bulgari. This year Tiffany & Co. The Battle of the Fifty Foot High Jewelry has begun. Amen.

Thanks to Christy Minstrel for these fresh pics. Christy is recently back from India and reporting only the really important things now.

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Last year’s at BULGARI

Holiday Recession Windows 2012 – What Recession?

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It’s not the poverty that scares me. It’s the expanding canyon between uptown and downtown. Pretty soon the have nots will wise up and rise up, and then it will be just like Les Miserables (without the music, thank Christ) !

Holiday Recession Windows 2012 – The Crisis Continues

As the Holiday Season is once again in fool swing, let us take a moment to remember the gay that, nearing the final starvation that follows years of unemployment and benefit cuts, remains out of work and destitute. We mourn the window dresser – may he/she rest in peace.

Simon’s paper mache’ heads have been flattened this year onto a 2-D plasma screen produced and no doubt fully owned by, “The Maus.” XMAS® ™ #holidaycrisis

Most windows look like this:

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Hardcore Hard Candy Budget Cuttin’ Christmas.

Thankfully ( for this this annual photoseries ) some people are still trying and failing miserably. Yay! Let’s embrace the holiday spirit and laugh at them – together.

These are Ricky’s windows 2012. Glitter on a scrub puff.

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Thanks to our roving reporter Christy Minstrel for catching this foul ball.

Urbane Outiftters is carrying their “Garbage” theme through the holidaze this year.

Everybody hates this store. Hate on haters!  Happy Hateful Holidays!

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Another white hot not display at a different “Ricky’s $35.00 Bottle of Conditioner Emporium”…

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Cut it in half and double it.

Just a note to you bargain hunters – Last year’s  ¢.99 tinsel wreaths are only ¢.69 this year. “I shop uptown, but I BUY on 14th street.”

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Having SADS can mean SAVINGS!



The Memorial Day Holiday Windows Are Still Up!

For those of you traveling into the city from elsewhere, be advised that the Memorial Day Holiday Windows are still up!  Great!

Passed out drunk for the holiday!  CUTE!!!!

Big hats. That’s the thing. You better get one ASAP.

Ahhh yes – Strawberry Union Square keeping it real through the start of summer. Is this a Simon Doonan window? Big hat – TOLD YA

I would say that is a scarf under denim hot pant dungarees. Memorial Day! Let’s make it one to remember.

Normally I don’t like to wear off the shoulder because it shows my ARM HINGE CRACKS.




Please, if there's one thing the holidays should bring to mind it's uncontrollable fires and preventing them from happening. Celebrate safely this year, for the sake of those around you. A frayed cord or unattended candle could mean the death of a loved one or infant. Make the holiday safe, not fun. 



I thought this window was kind of good – a supernatural Christmas Village inside a tree, where gentle giant reindeer stand taller than the houses. I don't like the way that cab is parked on the corner – something's up with that…looks like the police are on it already.

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Hey! This is the best place to get any kind of garlands or wreaths or trees this year. Corner of Mulry Square and Greenwich Ave. The girl in the elf hat offered me branched for free. repeat – FOR FREE. She's from Canada as are the trees. Her reindeer sculptures made out of logs and branches are the best in the city. I'm Billy Beyond and I approve of this Christmas Tree vendor.

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Hungry? Dollar slices have popped up all over town. Sign of the times, yep, sign of the times.