The Practical Side Of Poodleology

If you’re like most people, you are probably asking yourself, “What can Poodleology do for me in my everyday life? Sure, it may help me at the hairdresser’s or when I’m choosing a greeting card, but how can Poodleology be applied in my day to day life?”

As a long time Poodleologist, let me start by saying that it’s pretty obvious your life sounds like a boring and sad routine repeating over and over in an endless cycle of meaningless days. Greeting cards? – ummmm that’s really thoughtful (yawn.) 

Here’s an example of Practical Poodleology in action.

Recently I was doing a little re-re-re-decorating and hanging a borrowed painting was the task du jour. I wanted this painting to be hung perfectly straight and invisibly from a slanted beam in my ceiling. As everybody who has ever worked in display will tell you, the only answer was a plumb line. Now, where did I put that old plumb line? After a three second search I realized I was going to have to improvise. I had a good string and I had a poodle. Those would do it. Easy now boring person, it wasn’t a real poodle, it was an old birthday present in the form of a poodle shaped silver charm that had a nice weight to it… from Tiffany’s actually. After establishing plumb the job was a breeze and the painting was invisibly suspended exactly where it wanted to be. That little poodle worked like a charm. Poodleology in action.

Now if I could just find that bottle of Tarnex…

Super Top Secret Decorating Tip

This one’s FOR FREE – You probably heard about spider plants by now. They are all the way back and if you don’t have one yet, you will….soon. But the real insider’d tip that I can let you in on is The Brass Hanging Planter. It’s brass, it hangs thanks to a clever bracket and it’s the perfect place for a spider plant  (they love brass, ask ’em.)

This is an instant update for any tired apartment which is where most people reading this live. Look around you now, exciting? Probably not. Get a brass hanging planter going and watch what happens.n This tip is free. If you call Fernando you will pay thousands. Thank me later.

See? EX – CITE – MENT.

This part’s technical, but that’s the “bracket” that a designer would use to “install” your brass hanging planter. Yeah. It’s a decorator thing. Fernando knows all about these babies…$$$$. This is for insiders ONLY.

big hug,

BILLS