For (Town) Cryin’ Out Loud


Sept 30th – Grand Central – 5 Masonic – Provincetown – 9 to 1 – With me, your music maestro toute la nuit


c’est l’écureuil en cuir🖤🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐩🐿

I’m Suspirious

I don’t know about this. Can we please keep our sacred cinema favorites? Tilda Swinton, yes. Soooooo….maybe?

I guess I’ll just throw on some Goblin and wait for it.

Oh. Here it is right here. On the top of the pile. Because it’s a CLASSIC AND CAN’T BE TOUCHED.

And another thing…Amazon Studios? 😒

Alexa, wikipedia Ebay Studios.

Alexa, what is Etsy Studios?

Alexa, you know they will just use you up and work you like a dog until your voice gets deeper and scratchy from age and not sleeping ever, and then they will just toss you out with the cardboard boxes and plastic bags of air. You know that right?

Thats what they do at Amazon “Studios.” Yep. You’re just a number to them, ‘lexa. And you know what? They don’t even sell anything. Try and get a grip on that one.

Alexa, who do I have to blow to get a role at Amazon Studios?

New Suspiria trailer: Give your soul to the dance

Amazon Studios has released the creepy new trailer for its horror remake Suspiria, starring Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton. Check out the new Suspiria trailer in the player below!

In the film, a darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the troupe’s artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.

The cast includes Swinton (We Need to Talk About Kevin, Doctor Strange), Johnson (Fifty Shades of GreyHow To Be Single), Chloë Grace Moretz (Kick-AssThe Miseducation of Cameron Post), Mia Goth (A Cure for Wellness, Everest) and Jessica Harper of the original Suspiria

Call Me by Your Name director Luca Guadagnino steps behind the camera for the remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic which features a script by David Kajganich (A Bigger SplashThe Terror). The horror film will have its world premiere at 75th Venice International Film Festival.

RELATED: Suspiria Teaser Trailer Will Give You the Heebie Jeebies

It had been previously reported that actress Tilda Swinton plays two roles in the film, taking on the role of “real life German psychoanalyst” Lutz Ebersdorf who will “make his feature debut” in the film, but Guadagnino confirmed to Yahoo back in February that he will be portrayed by the real Ebersdorf. The score will be composed by legendary singer/songwriter Thom Yorke of Radiohead.

Suspiria will officially debut if it doesn’t suck too bad.

WATCH THE TRAILER HERE.

Basil Twist’s “Symphonie Fantastique” is Required Theater

It’s back after twenty years! Symphonie Fantastique is a theatrical abstraction to the music of Berlioz using all underwater puppetry. Sounds interesting? Well it’s not interesting, it’s enthralling. It’s transportation. It’s theater in the form of food for your mind, vitamins for your spirit and a happy pill for your soul. If you have not yet experienced it there are only two words I have for you.

YOU MUST.

It is only playing for a short while longer. Fly here if you have to. It’s that good. If you are an artist of any kind you will find a renewed enthusiasm in creating. If you are a dancer you will want to move in a new way. If you are a garbage truck driver who quit school in Jr, High, you will “freakin’ love this shit!” Honestly – this is very powerful abstraction that sends your mind to a place where nobody else’s can go. It’s personal. Warning : If you are an overly emotional lover of beauty itself like me – THERE WILL BE SILENT TEARS.

Please go and see Symphonie Fantastique by Basil Twist. It’s as good as Mummenschanz on Broadway. OKAY! There it is! I said it!

It really is.

GET TICKETS AND MORE INFORMATION HERE

 

Making The Boys – This Documentary Is Amazing.

Find it online. Findout all about the boys, the times, the struggles, and the brand newness of it. Vintage Fire Island super eights alert! Mart’s star studded memories were makin’ me say, “whaaaaa?” quite a bit…luckily I was alone. It’s truly inspiring and smart. I’m only about eight years late with watching this one – good thing it’s timeless.  Have you seen it? If not I really think you should. Sal Mineo hits the screen in a bathing suit for a hot second to boot = Essential doc watching.

Model Report

The art of fine art modeling is a fine modeling art. Recently a very important and renown American fine artist chose Shopping Anyone as a model to be included in one his very important and renown works of sculpture. Seen here, “Shopping” representing the Campus Cuties.

The artist? Kenny Scharf. Yes, that’s right…The Kenny Scharf. What an honor for this female figurine model. Click the picture above and really get into the glittering details of the glitter details.

Meanwhile – what about this?

Have you seen it at night? It lights up…

in Union Square nightly.

“Pansybeat” Book Launch At Printed Matter In Chelsea

Please join author and mag mastermind. Michael Economy and the rest of the Pansybeat crew on May 4th from 6:00 to 8:00 PM at Printed Matter – 231 11th Ave, NY, NY 10001 – in the heart of OUCH (Outer Chelsea) as we celebrate the launch of this important publication. I’m predicting paper cups.

TELL EVERYBODY. TELL EVERYBODY NOW.

BUY ONE RIGHT NOW ONLINE!

YOU CAN BUY ONE ONLINE RIGHT NOW!!!

CLICK RIGHT HERE. GO AHEAD AND CLICK NOW.

 

 

Brrrrrrdt.  Brrrrrdt.

Good afternoon, Pansybeat Special Operator…

Yes maam, I have that link right here for you…

https://www.printedmatter.org/programs/events/683

Yes, that’s right maam/sir, fresh copies of the Pansybeat book will be available to the general public for under forty dollars. Yes that’s right sir/madame I did say, under forty dollars.

I’ll tell you what miss/mister, you can barely get home from a Tyler Perry movie for under forty dollars. Not these days…and if you feel like Raisinettes – well – your in over fifty by the time you get home. Raisinettes are high. That’s true.

Between you and me I find this book more entertaining than most feature films as of late. I really do.

OK then sir/madame, I wish you a wonderful evening and I look forward to hearing about the event.

mmm. buh-bye.

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