Behind The Scenes of Halston

Halston, sure…but JERIANA!

The talented Miss San Juan’s costumes were critical to the success of the project. The series is a fast forward fashion flight from ’68 to ’90 and that’s a lot of garment bags, people. Heavy ones. Approximately fifty-million costumes were required for this gigantic fashion feature production and Jeriana and her crew got them all right. The result is authenticity with effect. Detail queens?…you may sit down now. Everything is perfect.

Brava G. S. J.

Costumes? Naildit.

LADIES…Number twenty, “CourregE-ish mono-new-clothes-osis.”
ULTRA BEAUTIES.
BEST HAIR AT VERSAILLE.
Halston HIGH hand holding? CHECK.
HOURS AND hours of calculated swish.
LOOK THAT UP IN YOUR FUNK AND DIAGONALS. ASYMMETRY WAS OBSERVED.
Pat pose number one hundred and forty seven, “Egyptian Feelings.” Leave it alone, it’s Dilone.

New York City Has Installed Public Runways For Practicing Models

While many enthusiastic runway hopefuls are happy about the program, a certain group of retired, semi-retired and never-going-to-retire-ever models are warning against the possibility of being hit by a bus.

“For God’s sake, girls…puh-lease don’t model across the white safety line!” advises former New York City fashion model, Billy Beyond.

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this remarkable, and avant gaurdé , early fashion show gave me an aspiration to start my Stay At Home modeling career. From tiny steps things can metamorphose Something as simple as a childhood Saturday visit to the MET can start the wheels in motion.

Highlights of Three as Four at The Guggenheim 2019

In case you haven’t heard by now, they are all the way back. The show was inspiring plus everything else a show should be.

Connie Flemming returns to the runways of New York. Elevens across the board.
The casting of the show was by Barbara Pfister. It was timely, inspiring and totally correct. I thought it was extremely better than great, whatever that is because whatever it was it was OVAHNESS (cluck.)

Styling by Victoria Bartlett. She knows tights. She turned it. TOTES

You may wear purple.

Forward florals for the future.

And then there is MAXIMA CORTINA…

A captivatingly classic face, that’s one hell of a bleedin’ boat race.

Make up by Frankie Boyd – also CORRECT. Maxima, let the stalking begin!

Yes We Can, Yes We Kaftan, Yes We Can…

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…uh why Dont’cha make a kaftan?

Stay at home models will recognize the easy fit and flowy feel of a kafan as the perfect costume for some private modeling or a white hot Polaroid photo session. Making kaftans is easy. Modeling them properly takes practice and an honest dedication to the craft.

Styling tip : belts of all varieties.

Please : Model responsibly. Never model drunk.

An Inspiring Excerpt From a Not Yet Published Biography of a Fashion Model

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“After the accident I simply refused to give up my hard earned career in moderately priced sportswear modeling. The Strawberry Fall 2 in-store signage campaign led directly to modeling sunglasses for Dress Barn, certain floppy hats for Fashion Bug and my only cover shoot ever…ID magazine. I simply couldn’t see how losing an eye to a bizarre mascara mishap should stop me from working. I did have trouble judging distance though, so my runway career ended pretty abruptly after my now famous fall into the press pit at the Macy’s “New Visions” Show in San Francisco.”

Wow, and I thought being a man made it tough…

Model With A Pearl Earring

Dovanna!

She’s Lithuanian. She’s beautiful. She’s my old friend. She’s a full time muse. She’s the Model With A Pearl Earring and wow, what she can do with a scarf!

Dovanna!

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Photo by me. Styling by Dovanna. Beauty by God.

Feeling very grateful right about now.

SPOTLIGHT on The Styles of Yasmeen Ghauri

Ultimate Elegance. Confidence as movement. Versatile, but always Yasmeen.

She turned it everytime. This is the most under rated supermodel of the ’90s.

Watch her, Tess. Learn from her.

Study, practice diligently and most importantly, never leave your home. The title of “Stay At Home Model” is earned not merely learned.

The Stay At Home Model Diet Plan

Do’s and Do Nots –


Follow it exactly.
If you feel faint in the morning, continue on the diet for another day.
You may switch to the “Brownies and Oranges Diet” when your shoes start falling off.
( Listen fatty, you know how you look.You know exactly how you look. )

You look FAT. FAT!

Fatty McFatterstein.

Fatty McFatterstein didn’t book any shows this season…awwww. Poor Fatty, even Lane Giant cancelled their hold.

Ok, see you at the Dress Barn shoot, Fatty! Oink, oink, oink…

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