Those Shoes

“sssssssss” hot shoe. shoes on fire.

nice coat. Did it come with the shoes?

Now I’m done. Vibrant beige flames shooting out of your summer sandalette? I can’t. The is  beige-formation overload. What are we doing living here in the “protect the sanctity of marriage” USA when they are making shoes like this in Italy? I’m confused.

This one?…not so much.

Tail lights! That’s a good idea. You can’t be too safe and at night a woman can never be sure.