Master Gifs 3 – Salvador Dali

Am I dreaming here?

Exactly.

 

Master Gifs 2 – Piet Mondrian

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He was Dutch. Pong was by Atari – 1972. Anything else you just make up for yourself.

Modern MasterGifs 1 – Guernica – P. Picasso

Guernica (1937) – One of the most moving and powerful anti-war paintings in history.

Painter P. Picasso  – “This bull is a bull and this horse is a horse… If you give a meaning to certain things in my paintings it may be very true, but it is not my idea to give this meaning.”

Alejandro Escalona said, “The chaos unfolding seems to happen in closed quarters provoking an intense feeling of oppression. There is no way out of the nightmarish cityscape. The absence of color makes the violent scene developing right before your eyes even more horrifying. The blacks, whites, and grays startle you—especially because you are used to see war images broadcast live and in high-definition right to your living room.”[17]

Distract Yourself with FULL SCREEN GIFS

I know, babe. It IS hard. It’s hard times. But here’s a way to take your mind off of it. It’s full screen gifs and you can choose things you like, like “trippy” “disco” or “weird.” Check it out. Click this link and just keep hitting the space bar. In a few minutes you’ll forget all about the fact that you know who was elected and is now doing you know what.

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FULL SCREEN GIFS can save this country. But only if you keep clicking!!!!!

like, OKAY!!!

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See You At The Protest

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Willi Ninja’s Hand Talk

It started like this…

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But I think it’s actually saying this…

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THERES MORE WILLI HAND MAGIC TO COME

I hope you are all having a really great Spice this year and that you are not getting too stressed out with all the Pumpkin Spice shopping and special events during this year’s Spice. remember – Spice time is delicious, and spicy. Enjoy it. Take a few minutes during each day of the 2016 P.S. and just think about Cardamon and maybe sending your mom-a-card. Nutmeg lasts forever! You only need a tiny bit, and Cinnamon is cheap as hell so use tons. Also, don’t forget all about allspice! – which…what the hell is that anyway? I could google it, but I’m not going to. Not this year, my friend. Maybe next year’s Spice!  I’m getting ready for it already! Also, Happy Valentines day and please have a wonderful Christmas if you still celebrate that one.  Who’s being what for Spice-O-Ween this year? Black body suit and masking tape is Skeleton. That’s a free hint for you. I worked as a costume designer on a VERY popular TV series you know…I know about costumes. I wear one everyday. I’m wearing one now.

The Spice Must Flow – so let it go.

Spectrum Sweeping Judy

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Thank you Jimmy Helvin!

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Willi Ninja GIF DROP

Rhythmic. Posing.

Smiling. Nose-ing.

Constant. Tempo.

Watch my, hair blow.

Vogue.

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Gifs For Staring, Gifs For Sharing

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Thank you and enjoy your day.

Give Good Gif

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Another Las Vegas Gif

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From Then And Now, Sister Dimension

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Shirley’s World

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This Gif

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Quite Simply A Very Peaceful And Psycho-Soothing Gif For Reflection

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And then later after you’ve calmed down your sparkle ( I sparkle that fast) , you can watch more sad JUDY GIFS FOR HOURS AND HOURS !

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Stayin’ Up, Makin Gifs

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Just This

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and a very good morning to you.

GIFS of the Season

It’s all about Ballet gifs. I mean it is ALL about Ballet gifs. BALLET GIFS ARE GO.

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Ballet gif anyone? I spent hours of my precious and very expensive time researching and discovering these RARE and genius B.G’s just for you, my reader. Happy holidays to all of you cyber friends. Enjoy the season and enjoy the gifs. Send them with text messages. People will think you have class.

Now, on with the gifs!!!!!!

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New York City Ballet – Serenade

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A wee Balanchine peel off for you.

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No sashay. No chante’. OK? now…FOUETTE! FOUETTE I SAY!

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The technical term for this little combination from a classical style Pas De Deux is “TA-DA!”

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That’s Manon – on and on and on and on and on and …

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Romeo and Juliet – The star crossed triple-jointed hyper extended remix.

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Chroma – A Subtle Color Coma

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Swan Lake – Nothing is ever purely black and white – EXCEPT SWAN LAKE.

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Christmas At The Ballet – A Holiday Mini Dialog

(In the soloist’s dressing room)

HER – Happy Holidays to you too – I think you oughta put down that gingerbread and think about disciplining yourself a little. You’re not getting any younger you know and actually, to be honest, I thought you looked kinda “chunky” in last night’s performance.

YOU -( a look of total dis-belief as you rush to drop the gingerbread into the toilet – flush )

HER – I’m not saying you are fat!  I’m saying you looked heavier last night. You appeared to be heavier to me. That’s all. That’s all I’m saying.

You – ( shock and disbelief turn to tears in the mirror as you survey your rear mid-body area ) Could it have been the lighting?

HER – Actually I don’t think it’s the lights babe because they haven’t changed the lighting for that ballet in fifty years – OK?  Look, you know what to do – you do what we’ve all done – come on, stop crying – we’ve all done it babe. A professional dancer sometimes needs to drop a few pounds fast. Period. That’s all I’m saying. You do it it for the company. (pause) Do you want me to call Raul and get you a couple grams of helper? Huh? look, let’s start with what I have now and we can walk over and see the windows at Bergdorf’s on the way to Raul’s. Come on tubby… Kidding! Kidding! Jesus! you’ll be a light bulb en pointe by next week so relax!  Now let’s go.