GIFS of the Season

It’s all about Ballet gifs. I mean it is ALL about Ballet gifs. BALLET GIFS ARE GO.

Ballet gif?

Ballet gif?

Ballet gif anyone? I spent hours of my precious and very expensive time researching and discovering these RARE and genius B.G’s just for you, my reader. Happy holidays to all of you cyber friends. Enjoy the season and enjoy the gifs. Send them with text messages. People will think you have class.

Now, on with the gifs!!!!!!

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New York City Ballet – Serenade

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A wee Balanchine peel off for you.

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No sashay. No chante’. OK? now…FOUETTE! FOUETTE I SAY!

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The technical term for this little combination from a classical style Pas De Deux is “TA-DA!”

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That’s Manon – on and on and on and on and on and …

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Romeo and Juliet – The star crossed triple-jointed hyper extended remix.

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Chroma – A Subtle Color Coma

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Swan Lake – Nothing is ever purely black and white – EXCEPT SWAN LAKE.

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Christmas At The Ballet – A Holiday Mini Dialog

(In the soloist’s dressing room)

HER – Happy Holidays to you too – I think you oughta put down that gingerbread and think about disciplining yourself a little. You’re not getting any younger you know and actually, to be honest, I thought you looked kinda “chunky” in last night’s performance.

YOU -( a look of total dis-belief as you rush to drop the gingerbread into the toilet – flush )

HER – I’m not saying you are fat!  I’m saying you looked heavier last night. You appeared to be heavier to me. That’s all. That’s all I’m saying.

You – ( shock and disbelief turn to tears in the mirror as you survey your rear mid-body area ) Could it have been the lighting?

HER – Actually I don’t think it’s the lights babe because they haven’t changed the lighting for that ballet in fifty years – OK?  Look, you know what to do – you do what we’ve all done – come on, stop crying – we’ve all done it babe. A professional dancer sometimes needs to drop a few pounds fast. Period. That’s all I’m saying. You do it it for the company. (pause) Do you want me to call Raul and get you a couple grams of helper? Huh? look, let’s start with what I have now and we can walk over and see the windows at Bergdorf’s on the way to Raul’s. Come on tubby… Kidding! Kidding! Jesus! you’ll be a light bulb en pointe by next week so relax!  Now let’s go.

 

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