GIFS of the Season

It’s all about Ballet gifs. I mean it is ALL about Ballet gifs. BALLET GIFS ARE GO.

Ballet gif?

Ballet gif?

Ballet gif anyone? I spent hours of my precious and very expensive time researching and discovering these RARE and genius B.G’s just for you, my reader. Happy holidays to all of you cyber friends. Enjoy the season and enjoy the gifs. Send them with text messages. People will think you have class.

Now, on with the gifs!!!!!!

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New York City Ballet – Serenade

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A wee Balanchine peel off for you.

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No sashay. No chante’. OK? now…FOUETTE! FOUETTE I SAY!

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The technical term for this little combination from a classical style Pas De Deux is “TA-DA!”

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That’s Manon – on and on and on and on and on and …

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Romeo and Juliet – The star crossed triple-jointed hyper extended remix.

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Chroma – A Subtle Color Coma

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Swan Lake – Nothing is ever purely black and white – EXCEPT SWAN LAKE.

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Christmas At The Ballet – A Holiday Mini Dialog

(In the soloist’s dressing room)

HER – Happy Holidays to you too – I think you oughta put down that gingerbread and think about disciplining yourself a little. You’re not getting any younger you know and actually, to be honest, I thought you looked kinda “chunky” in last night’s performance.

YOU -( a look of total dis-belief as you rush to drop the gingerbread into the toilet – flush )

HER – I’m not saying you are fat!  I’m saying you looked heavier last night. You appeared to be heavier to me. That’s all. That’s all I’m saying.

You – ( shock and disbelief turn to tears in the mirror as you survey your rear mid-body area ) Could it have been the lighting?

HER – Actually I don’t think it’s the lights babe because they haven’t changed the lighting for that ballet in fifty years – OK?  Look, you know what to do – you do what we’ve all done – come on, stop crying – we’ve all done it babe. A professional dancer sometimes needs to drop a few pounds fast. Period. That’s all I’m saying. You do it it for the company. (pause) Do you want me to call Raul and get you a couple grams of helper? Huh? look, let’s start with what I have now and we can walk over and see the windows at Bergdorf’s on the way to Raul’s. Come on tubby… Kidding! Kidding! Jesus! you’ll be a light bulb en pointe by next week so relax!  Now let’s go.

 

Architectural Jewelry Returns To 57th and 5th

Last year Bulgari. This year Tiffany & Co. The Battle of the Fifty Foot High Jewelry has begun. Amen.

Thanks to Christy Minstrel for these fresh pics. Christy is recently back from India and reporting only the really important things now.

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MORE PLEASE.

Last year’s at BULGARI

Holiday Recession Windows 2012 – The Crisis Continues

As the Holiday Season is once again in fool swing, let us take a moment to remember the gay that, nearing the final starvation that follows years of unemployment and benefit cuts, remains out of work and destitute. We mourn the window dresser – may he/she rest in peace.

Simon’s paper mache’ heads have been flattened this year onto a 2-D plasma screen produced and no doubt fully owned by, “The Maus.” XMAS® ™ #holidaycrisis

Most windows look like this:

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Hardcore Hard Candy Budget Cuttin’ Christmas.

Thankfully ( for this this annual photoseries ) some people are still trying and failing miserably. Yay! Let’s embrace the holiday spirit and laugh at them – together.

These are Ricky’s windows 2012. Glitter on a scrub puff.

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Thanks to our roving reporter Christy Minstrel for catching this foul ball.

Urbane Outiftters is carrying their “Garbage” theme through the holidaze this year.

Everybody hates this store. Hate on haters!  Happy Hateful Holidays!

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Another white hot not display at a different “Ricky’s $35.00 Bottle of Conditioner Emporium”…

Cut it in half and double it

Cut it in half and double it.

Just a note to you bargain hunters – Last year’s  ¢.99 tinsel wreaths are only ¢.69 this year. “I shop uptown, but I BUY on 14th street.”

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Having SADS can mean SAVINGS!

 

 

XMAS NYC


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Please, if there's one thing the holidays should bring to mind it's uncontrollable fires and preventing them from happening. Celebrate safely this year, for the sake of those around you. A frayed cord or unattended candle could mean the death of a loved one or infant. Make the holiday safe, not fun. 

 


supernature

I thought this window was kind of good – a supernatural Christmas Village inside a tree, where gentle giant reindeer stand taller than the houses. I don't like the way that cab is parked on the corner – something's up with that…looks like the police are on it already.


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Hey! This is the best place to get any kind of garlands or wreaths or trees this year. Corner of Mulry Square and Greenwich Ave. The girl in the elf hat offered me branched for free. repeat – FOR FREE. She's from Canada as are the trees. Her reindeer sculptures made out of logs and branches are the best in the city. I'm Billy Beyond and I approve of this Christmas Tree vendor.

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STARVING

Hungry? Dollar slices have popped up all over town. Sign of the times, yep, sign of the times.