URGENT – A message has just been received here at BillyBeyond.com from the great Judy Garland regarding “Judy” the new Rene Zelweger biopic. Unfortunately the entire communication is incomprehensible because it seems as though Miss Garland, though dead, simply could not stop crying. Once again, we have received a message from Miss Judy Garland, but in it there is only crying continually. We assume she must have seen a part or perhaps all of the new Zelweger vehicle and therefore can simply not stop crying. That is all.
When asked to comment on the new “Judy” picture, The Lady Bunny, world class entertainer and female illusionist, had a similar reaction.
Yes folks. a sad day in the entertainment world indeed.
The venue looks nice – The Green Room 42 – It’s inside the Yotel on 42nd St. CHECK IT OUT
Witness magnetic performance.
Remember that with the arrival of the summer season come other dangers (in addition to the humiliation of wearing a bathing suit and showing your feet)
so don’t forget your sunscreen.
Tito, Marlon and Jackie are reported to be “feeling like fools” while LaToya has been quoted as saying, ” mmm hmmm.” Janet could not be reached for comment.