Pride Aside, I’m Still Alive

Posted on July 2, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Detail of a grave rubbing painting made on my gravestone (which is waiting for me in my hometown cemetery) My “portrait” you might say, by the artist Scott Covert. – oh here he is now…

Hi Scott. How long are you in town for?

Don’t cry Judy. I’m not actually dead from Pride. That’s just a typical gay exaggeration. We do it CONSTANTLY! See? ……..,.,.Judy?

ummmmm……JUDY?

Judes? Can you hear me baby?….. Judy? ……..

“Jesus Christ. “

JUDY????

OK Judy, listen to me………WHAT DID YOU TAKE?

JUDY?….answer me now…….WHAT DID YOU TAKE TONIGHT JUDY?

I can’t do this anymore. It’s not fair. This is not fair.

Oh my God, …really Judes? CONTACT COLD CAPSULES??

HOW MANY BOXES JUDY???

HOW MANY!!!

Posted on June 30, 2019 by Billy Beyond

Way Better Than Madonna

Posted on June 30, 2019 by Billy Beyond

An Urgent Message Has Been Received From Beyond The Grave Of Miss Judy Garland

Posted on May 12, 2019 by Billy Beyond

URGENT – A message has just been received here at BillyBeyond.com from the great Judy Garland regarding “Judy” the new Rene Zelweger biopic. Unfortunately the entire communication is incomprehensible because it seems as though Miss Garland, though dead, simply could not stop crying. Once again, we have received a message from Miss Judy Garland, but in it there is only crying continually. We assume she must have seen a part or perhaps all of the new Zelweger vehicle and therefore can simply not stop crying. That is all.

When asked to comment on the new “Judy” picture, The Lady Bunny, world class entertainer and female illusionist, had a similar reaction.

Yes folks. a sad day in the entertainment world indeed.

A Reason For A Revolt

Posted on June 22, 2018 by Billy Beyond

GAY PRIDE

Thanks to The Magic Of Pia for this urgent, tragic bulletin.

Giving Blood

Posted on June 7, 2018 by Billy Beyond

“A really great reception makes me feel like I have a great big warm heating pad all over me. People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience, and I used to want to prove it to them by giving them blood.”

Judy Garland

My New Judy Gif Just Dropped

Posted on May 21, 2018 by Billy Beyond

Does anybody say “dropped” anymore? It sounds as old as Nicki Minaj. My grand niece used to love her. She loved all that old music. That’s waaaaay back. Shoose.

Aaaainyway, here’s my new Judy Gif. Collect ’em all! I do it for you. I make these for you, my readers. I really do. Apologies to Joey an Lorna Luft – I never knew your father but this is one of my favorite quotes from your Mom’s lost recordings that everybody found sad…(didn’t make me sad though.) I enjoy listening to them occasionally because it reminds me that if I have a glass of wine there is a good chance I may become drunk, even more bitter, very mean occasionally unintelligible and I will think that a really rotten idea for a show is GREAT idea. The lesson is very clear for me…

Never record yourself.

Nuf said. – And now, another Jaw dropping Judy Gif Drop!

Let her go fellas!