Maybe The Michelan Man In Manhattan?

Last year I had a great coat at a bargain price. This year I have a freshly washed coat with one arm and a poly fluff issue with my lint filter. After several hours of scrolling and clicking and pop-up windows and pop-under windows I just can’t decide. I’m wondering about the unbranded full length hologram puffer as opposed to the “radical in Manhattan” Michelin Man look from somewhere in China?

I can’t decide. I might just sew the arm back on, re-stuff a baffle and add a new fake fur trim to the collar.

This is about as deep as my thoughts go tonight…which is strange because normally don’t really get personal on my blog…hmm.

Well, the truth is…the only coat I really want is one of these…

Claude Montana 1984

Hot Shop Op

David Yarritu’s  Oh You Pretty Things!

December 20–23, 2018. Noon to 7PM daily.
22 East 17th St. Room 925
 
Jack Pierson’s Remnants: an installation and sale of ’90s test prints, boxes of slivers and more. $100-300 each.
Cash, Venmo, and PayPal only. No online sales. 

The artist will be present on Thursday, December 20th, 5PM-7PM, Friday, December 21st, 4PM-6PM, and Saturday, December 22nd, 4PM-6PM. 

David Yarritu’s Oh! You Pretty Things returns to Gordon Robichaux for a second year as an installation-happening-hang-out-last-minute-Christmas-bazaar-tag-sale-event. 
Cash, Venmo, and PayPal only.

It’s Not The Shopping That’s Hard

it’s finding the things you’re looking for. “But Billy”, you’re saying, “how do I know what I want?” First of all, relax. I got choo, boo. I’ma tell you what you want right about now…

What you want is one a deez righchair. um hmm. Cuz you a nerd. Nerd is very in right now too, and nerd is sessy. mm hmm. vury vury sessy.

dat’s da three payck. ok? I’ma take care a yo financials too with this dedal. This impossible pricing. You out under five wif deez righ here. Boom. You one sessy nerd now.

 

 

Of couse das a real offah! I don’t play wif no phoney webvertising, chile. Shoos….I am surious.

You want the three for fo?, Click da damn button, foo.