Desigual SS 2018

Thanks to Abel for the heads up on the fashion front.

I’ll give this show a perfect 10+.

Invisible heels, skipping, high stepping, hand holding and at last, choreography on the catwalk! All that plus dreamcatcher earrings. (look for em.) Bravo whoever!

Check the voice-over on the soundtrack. Sounds an awful lot like Sister Dimension’s soundtrack for a Thierry Mugler defile back in 199? “Influential” is what that’s called. “Influential, dahhhhhling!!!”

The Best Thing About Harvey Weinstein 

See Czapsky

Stefan Czapsky – cinematographer on Ed Wood and other pupil pleasers. 

As If You Want To Hear Even MORE Stuff Like This…BUT

This might make watching this talking piece of shit easier. I hope so – because talking turds can be annoying, they can induce political nightmares and personally I think they should outlawed…except for Mr. Hankie of course.

Also I consider this Fecal Female Impersonator as criminally offensive to hairdressers an colorists everywhere. – hey…my blog, my 2 cents. And now the turd’s tricks can be revealed!  ROLL EM

 

 

 

Gays Against Guns March To Times Square

What’a we want?

Gun Control. 

When d’we want it?

YESTERDAY. 


GAYS AGAINST GUNS 
SIGN UP NOW
YOU ARE IN DANGER!!!

Casting Ant Hills

ABBA Will Tour In 2019!

My life has been changed by this recent announcement. I will be unavailable for comment for forty-eight hours while I turn inward and search for the words to describe exactly how my life has been changed.

Unitard at Joe’s Pub

TARDCORE!

Wed Sept 27 at 7PM

 (photo Aaron Cobbett)
“Brilliant” – New York Magazine
“A Riotously funny show, non-stop hilarity” – Michael Musto, OUT Magazine
“Queer-Tastic, no-holds-barred comedy” – Q Life
“A huge barrel of laughs…on point commentary” – Bowery Boogie
“Made me howl with laughter, highly recommended for fans of smart, up to the minute comedy” – Lady Bunny

Unitardcomedy.com

I Wonder What

Floyyd’s doing for Halloween this year? Anybody? Floyyd? No? Floyyd on Halloween?

Blinky Winks

LINK TO BLINKY WINKS

The Leather Squirrel is Coming To Provincetown

Heads up P-towners, start fluffing your tails, The Leather Squirrel is flying in.

Grand Central – 5 Masonic Place – Thursday Aug 31 – 9:30 PM

Advance tickets are for sale at MAP – 220 Commercial St. – 10 clams.

If your look is very large, you may call the venue to check ceiling heights for clearance issues- 508-487-7599

The Partial Over New York City

Here it is, kids. I got it. Oh, I got it.

That’s the sun through a pinhole in a sheet of construction paper ( I used a needle to be clear ) onto a piece of matte board which was up-cycled from the framer’s trash late last night. Do not try this at home. It is extremely dangerous and in fact, after viewing the partial directly but through my amber tinted vintage Cazal’s, everything appeared to have a Kangol cap on top of it. The damage to my eyes was, thankfully, temporary and I am happy to report that I am back to my regular state of blurry vision. I am, however, still entirely deaf. nobody told me to wear earplugs. Thanks. Thanks a lot Weather Channel! It’s not like as a DJ I would need to hear anything. Yeah. Deaf. Great! Watched the eclipse WITHOUT EARPLUGS and I lost my hearing.

Sooooo….I guess just emails and texts, OK?

 

 

Sister Dimension’s Birthday at Zigzag Club 2017

click the pic for the slideshow link then JUST KEEP SCROLLIN! ❤️Sister Dimension's B'day at Zigzag Club

Here I Come!

aaaaaand, I’m ready!

The Definition of Disco Funk

France Jolie. 💋

This track is soooo tight it turns me from a 32 to a 28. I lose a quarter pound each time I play it. It was written by Eric Matthew (of Gary’s Gang fame) and Darryl Payne in 1982 and appeared on various dance labels here in the US and in Canada. When the lyric says, “gimme some of that ” I make a very pained expression and usually bust a one-leg-up side-shuffle type of move. Funkeeee!

Now, France Jolie – NOW!

Prelude Records people, the soundtrack to my life. 💋

Judy, What Color Would You Say This Is?

Judy, I have here a picture of the bloomers you wore in “Summer Stock.” For the record, Judy, what color would you say these are?

Thank You Judy. Did you get that fellas? She said it’s beige.

 

BTW – The New Totie Fields GIFS Have Dropped

Five Fabulous Faces? Make Room For Gwili

We all know this gay manual…Swanson, Garbo, Crawford and Dietrich. Check. But recently I came upon a new not new face. Have you seen Gwili? Gwili Andre, peeps. From Denmark. Didn’t last. Bizaare suicide. But the mug! Larry Carr followers make room for face five and add Gwili Andre to your supplement. Let’s google some Gwili…

It’s Gwili time.

REAL BIG GWILI

Turner had this about her on their site.

Gwili Andre (February 4, 1908 – February 5, 1959) was a Danish actress who had a brief career in Hollywood films. Born Gurli Andresen in Copenhagen, Denmark, Andre came to Hollywood in the early 1930s. She appeared in the RKO Studio films, Roar of the Dragon and Secrets of the French Police (both 1932) and began to attract attention for her striking good looks. Her next role in No Other Woman, was not the success the studio expected. Over the next few years she was relegated to supporting roles. Her final role was a minor part in The Falcon’s Brother in 1942. She did not return to the screen, although she spent the rest of her life trying to orchestrate a comeback. As she faced further rejection, she found solace in alcohol. In 1959, on the day after her birthday, she committed suicide in a bizarre fashion. Alone in her apartment in Venice, California, Andre surrounded herself with reams of publicity photographs and press clippings, all of which represented the career she had expected but had not achieved. Setting the paper alight, she allowed herself to be consumed by the fire, sustaining injuries which caused her death. Andre is chiefly recalled as a cautionary example of the indifference of the Hollywood system and the anguish of a person emotionally unable to cope with initial success and promise followed by immediate and irreversible failure.

 

What am I, new here? Who else did I miss?

 

Advice to Young Starlettes and Fresh Meat: Give it your best shot but for God’s sake don’t go out there and do a Gwili, ya hear?

No, not a “wheelie”…a GWILI. I said don’t go out there and pull a “Gwili.”  It’s not worth it. With a pretty face like that you can do infomercials or trade shows til you’re forty.

You’re not listening.