By now, anybody with eyes is no doubt familiar with Joey’s seminal
performance in, “Giant Logo” by acclaimed director of over 1000
commercials the great, Ahmed Lateef. Now instead of counting sheep let’s
blog a moment for part two, for, “a new Joey – She’s more
contemplative, quiet, beautiful. Ten giant mirrors will capture the
beauty of The Perfect Sleeper and a crystal chandelier will add
highlights to the mattress.” – getting hard yet? who’s got a semi? Show
of hands…
roll it, Ahmed.
And yes, Virginia there are new Joey gifs and the first batch is about to drop righch-a-bout now.
“I thought I’d sort of do one of my oooh things and then bring it in for a silent ‘Hi’ with my eyes.”
“I thought maybe I’d feel it up front for a second then let it just dip down a little…but…I dunno”
Brush Brush Bump Toss Repeat (forever) NOTE: keep your brush under the mattress, like Joey does.
Think about it, pout about it, wonder about it and then let it come up and right out of you…like no other performer can.
There will be more Joey gifs but there may never be a more perfect sleeper.
Firmness and comfort. That’s what you need for a perfect night’s sleep.
I’m just saying…If it were me, I’d buy two. In ten years you could buy five for what you’ll get on ebay.
These T’s will cheer you up. Wear one to Coachella and make new friends. You never know who you might meet in the laundry room. If anyone asks just say, “I don’t know, what’s Pansybeat with you, handsome?” Works everytime.
The video is everything…I’m feeling for the blonde model, and the model lip synching to Ethel Merman. Which one reminds you more of The Marquesa deBeyond? Or are they both the same schmodel in different wigs? Discuss.
In case you haven’t heard by now, they are all the way back. The show was inspiring plus everything else a show should be.
Connie Flemming returns to the runways of New York. Elevens across the board.
The casting of the show was by Barbara Pfister. It was timely, inspiring and totally correct. I thought it was extremely better than great, whatever that is because whatever it was it was OVAHNESS (cluck.)
Styling by Victoria Bartlett. She knows tights. She turned it. TOTES
You may wear purple.
Forward florals for the future.
And then there is MAXIMA CORTINA…
A captivatingly classic face, that’s one hell of a bleedin’ boat race.
Make up by Frankie Boyd – also CORRECT. Maxima, let the stalking begin!
NEW SHOW! Mike Albo, Nora Burns and David Ilku are back with their wildly twisted take on everything annoying, amusing and artisanal. It’s a comic cocktail for your psyche.
“Don’t miss this! Incredibly vicious and relentlessly hilarious.”- Time Out New York “Critics Pick” – The New Yorker “Highbrow/Lowbrow Brilliant” – New York Magazine
Just when you thought all the good galleries had crossed water to make room for Roasteries and even more luxury rental towers, a new Chelsea gallery has sprung up around the corner and is currently showing some nerw art by several artists who I suspect do not live in the area.
Keeping track of gallery hours can be a headache but this gallery has a unique approach to that because they are never open. They are always closed, padlocked in fact. No worries for the art lover though because all the art is easily viewed from the sidewalk right in front! A clever idea and a little perk for the line of commuters who line up daily in front of it, waiting for their bus to…um…actually I have no idea where that bus goes but there seem to be hell of a lot of people taking it everyday to “somewhere.”
Anyhoozle, as they never say in the art world, here are few highlights of the show…
Black/Pink – not the Korean pop group – from GHOST.
GRAFFITTI’S exploding purple bomb.
Werds, werds and more werds. You’ll write a rope of words and strangle this business! – sorry but sometimes ( like all the time ) I need to quote Norma Desmond. Nevermind.It’s a very well lit and spacious gallery. I’m not sure who did the installation on the floor, but it’s GEEEEEENIUS.
Stop by and check it out of you are in the neighborhood. No address is posted ( on the chain link fence “piece” across the front – which is totally also geeeeenius – but you can find it right around the corner from the new KGB Museum on 14th St and diagonally across the intersection from the new Museum of Illusions and for any old time locals, it’s next door to the check cashing place on 8th an 15th. A note for visiting tourists; The gallery is Google Headquarters adjacent so after your selfie with the sign, turn around and have a look. Enjoy your visit to NEW YORK CITY – The artistless city of art!
#werds
#GHOST
#Graffiti’s
UPDATE: Pop up installation in front of the gallery tonight! Anybody know the artist of this piece?
Besides admitting to being a little behind in many ways, I also admit to taking advantage of every chance I have to post something about Fran Drescher. J’love Fran Drescher, and now she can help us all to avoid cancer in the fyoochah!
With
most of the park’s rangers furloughed, vandals and inconsiderate guests
ran amok. A small number of the park’s namesake trees were outright
destroyed. Replacing them may take centuries, according to
conservationists.CreditCreditJae C. Hong/Associated Press
The
partial government shutdown ended last week after 35 days, but
conservationists have warned that its impact may be felt for hundreds of
years in at least one part of the country: Joshua Tree National Park.
The
Southern California park, which is larger than Rhode Island and famed
for its dramatic rock formations and the spiky-leafed Joshua trees from
which it takes it name, had only a skeleton crew of workers during the
shutdown.
With most of its park rangers furloughed, vandals and inconsiderate guests ran amok.
Gates and posts were toppled, new roads carved through the desert by
unauthorized off-road drivers, and a small number of the park’s
thousands of Joshua trees were outright destroyed, conservationists
said.
Pictures posted to social media
showed trees that were chopped down or that appeared to have been
driven over by cars. The sensitive ecosystem of desert and craggy rock
formations that surrounds them was littered with garbage and other
telltale signs of illegal camping.
Most
visitors to the park were well-behaved, said John Lauretig, a former
park ranger who now runs Friends of Joshua Tree, a nonprofit group that
organized a small army of volunteers to help clean the park during the
shutdown.
“It was just a few vandals
or people acting out of ignorance that caused these problems,” he said,
reflecting on the broken trees. “Hopefully it’s not malice. Maybe they
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The
volunteer cleanup crew, which numbered about 100 people, cleaned
bathrooms and repaired broken gates and fences. But, unlike those tasks,
replanting and growing the park’s namesake Dr. Seussian trees takes a
very long time.
A spotlight on the people reshaping our politics. A conversation with voters across the country. And a guiding hand through the endless news cycle, telling you what you really need to know.Campgrounds at Joshua Tree National Park were blocked off after the federal government’s partial shutdown forced many park rangers to stay home.
Campgrounds at Joshua Tree National Park were blocked off after the federal government’s partial shutdown forced many park rangers to stay home.
“Because
these trees are so big and they grow so slowly, it can take hundreds of
years for a tree to mature,” Mr. Lauretig said. “We say they grow an
inch a year, and in a wet year it might grow five inches or a foot but
in a dry year it might not grow at all.”
At a rally on Saturday near the park, Curt Sauer, the former park superintendent who retired in 2010, agreed.
“What’s happened to our park in the last 34 days is irreparable for the next 200 to 300 years,” he told the crowd, according to The Desert Sun,
a local newspaper. Mr. Sauer did not respond to messages seeking
comment, nor did David Smith, the park’s current superintendent.
An online guide to Joshua trees published by the National Park Service identified them by the scientific name Yucca brevifolia, a form of yucca plant that is a member of the Agave family.
That
taxonomy means it can be tricky to determine their age or to estimate
the length of time it might take to a replace a destroyed specimen, Mr.
Lauretig said.
“They’re yucca plants,
so they don’t grow with rings, like a tree, so you can’t count their
age that way,” Mr. Lauretig said. “All we can do is make estimates.”
According to the park-service guide,
the plants — which it says are valued for their “grotesque appearance” —
tend to grow at a rate of one-half inch to three inches per year, so
conservationists often use a Joshua tree’s height to guess its age.
That’s
a not-insignificant margin of error, though, caused in part by the
erratic nature of the tree’s growth: Young ones can grow quickly for the
first five years of their lives, only to slow down or pause for the
next several years, the park said.
In short, there are a lot of unknowns. Especially when the trees get to be tall.
“The
tallest Joshua tree in the park looms a whopping 40 feet high, a grand
presence in the Queen Valley forest,” the park said. “Some researchers
think an average life span for a Joshua tree is about 150 years, but
some of our largest trees may be much older than that.”