Beige Was A Blowout

huge.

Berets Have Made It

That’s what Kangol told me…click the pic to pick your lid.

Early Essence of Vogueing

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Commodity City

http://www.nowness.com/iframe?id=5776695889001

Michelle Wolf Letting Them HAVE IT!

A PANSYBEAT PROMOTIONAL PRESENTATION

Pansybeat is available online RIGHT HERE.

Order several, order several today.

“Pansybeat” Book Launch At Printed Matter In Chelsea

Please join author and mag mastermind. Michael Economy and the rest of the Pansybeat crew on May 4th from 6:00 to 8:00 PM at Printed Matter – 231 11th Ave, NY, NY 10001 – in the heart of OUCH (Outer Chelsea) as we celebrate the launch of this important publication. I’m predicting paper cups.

TELL EVERYBODY. TELL EVERYBODY NOW.

BUY ONE RIGHT NOW ONLINE!

YOU CAN BUY ONE ONLINE RIGHT NOW!!!

CLICK RIGHT HERE. GO AHEAD AND CLICK NOW.

 

 

Brrrrrrdt.  Brrrrrdt.

Good afternoon, Pansybeat Special Operator…

Yes maam, I have that link right here for you…

https://www.printedmatter.org/programs/events/683

Yes, that’s right maam/sir, fresh copies of the Pansybeat book will be available to the general public for under forty dollars. Yes that’s right sir/madame I did say, under forty dollars.

I’ll tell you what miss/mister, you can barely get home from a Tyler Perry movie for under forty dollars. Not these days…and if you feel like Raisinettes – well – your in over fifty by the time you get home. Raisinettes are high. That’s true.

Between you and me I find this book more entertaining than most feature films as of late. I really do.

OK then sir/madame, I wish you a wonderful evening and I look forward to hearing about the event.

mmm. buh-bye.

CLICK.

 

Thank You, So Wow…

Remember Resist? ( Oh I’m sorry, does making a joke normalize it? )

I don’t want to normalize ANYTHING.

Vintage graphic t’s are all the rage in Japan. Ask any sales associate at Goodwill and they’ll tell you they come in early and buy ’em all. Well you know what? I’m happy for them. No I’m not. I couldn’t care less who buys what when Goodwill opens. I don’t even know what time that would be but I am willing to bet it’s fifteen minutes after they say it is  in NYC. I’m going to stop myself right there.

RESIST T-SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE NOW FROM NEW CULT ICON.

GET THEM HERE

or click the pics and get ’em. This is a CLICK AND GIT situation.

Haven’t You Heard?

 

Something Smells Springtime Fresh At Joe’s Pub – UNITARD TARD CORE REFRESHED

UNITARD, Tard Core – REFRESHED!

The Most Beautiful Comedy Group in the World, UNITARD returns to Joe’s Pub with their updated show

UNITARD, Tard Core – REFRESHED!

April 18th 7pm

Tickets $20 at Joe’s Pub

(Friends discount code Tard15)

“Critics Pick” – The New Yorker

“Highbrow/Lowbrow Brilliant” – New York Magazine

Psyanky

No Night So Long – Dionne Warwick

An old friend told me that you just ran out of chances,
One too many dances down the narrow street of time.
Remember how we faced the world, like two tramps shining.
Please, don’t let that magic ever end.
Don’t forget what we learned living on the wind.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I still can show you who you are.
That day the long and dusty road had us both crying,
We used up our last joke just to try to smile a again.
And only now I find I know what we were learning,
Though it’s dark and you have traveled far.
Every long night gives you one bright shining star.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I can still show you who you are.
Deep in the night you know that you’ll find,
Deep in the night you know that you’ll find the way.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way;
Call on me like you used to do,
I still can show you who you are.
No night so long that you can’t find the day;
No day so wrong that you can’t find your way.
Songwriters: Richard Kerr / Will Jennings

March For Our Lives (In Good T-Shirts)

TIMESUP! oh – sorry – no that’s something else – I meant #ENOUGH (already. I’m tryina live here!)

Who’s marchin’? You marchin’?

I’m right behind their baseball t’s. Cute. Heathered gray raglan sleeves with a body of heathered charcoal and a two color screen graphic? Well done kids. These are the T’s of the times and they are bringing these in at a fair price point. ‘precciatte it, kids.

DISCLAIMER: This blog does not accept any funding from the NRA nor has it ever benefited from any contribution from the NRA. In the spirit of transparency we hereby acknowledge the only contribution that this blog has ever received was in the amount of $1.00 US via Paypal and was gifted to us by our loyal supporter Casey Maher. Again, a gracious thank-you and a two pumps up “what what” to Casey … Love your pottery and Ikebana can save the world. Keep up the good work.

GET YOURS HERE

Governor Nixon!

She is not a crook!!!

Come and meet the new “Nixon” in politics.

America’s Gun Violence Runs Deeper Than Parkland

www.vice.com/en_us/article/7x77qy/americas-gun-violence-epidemic-runs-far-deeper-than-parkland

Immigration Hypocrites

Melania Trump’s parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs live in the U.S. permanently now because of chain migration after Melania’s visa expired and she STAYED HERE ILLEGALLY. She married Donald Trump and became a citizen. NONE OF THEM HAVE A DEGREE OR A JOB!

Thanks to Chris for shouting this out on instagram.

It’s National Pizza Day

This and crispy, that’s how I like it. Fresh mozzarella and I’m not mad at fresh basil.

If you’re near Murray Hill ( the neighborhood, NOT the comedy genius ) do yourself a flavor and skip DJ Pizza. Yeah.

DJ Pizza – great name…and little else.

I’m still dealing with my deep dish depression over the closure of Pizza Box on Bleeker where, in the hard times eighties, I considered dried oregano a vegetable.

These days you may find me at Village Pizza at 65 8th Ave and Gansevoort St.

(directly across from Janet Jackson Square – #JJS) Tony’s gone but speak to Hugo. Hugo knows crispy. Chicken Parm? No harm. Calzones? sure…but not today. Today’s a National Pizza holiday. Treat yourself and order a whole pie with three Snapples. Tomorrow you won’t have to leave the house.