Something Smells Springtime Fresh At Joe’s Pub – UNITARD TARD CORE REFRESHED

UNITARD, Tard Core – REFRESHED!

The Most Beautiful Comedy Group in the World, UNITARD returns to Joe’s Pub with their updated show

UNITARD, Tard Core – REFRESHED!

April 18th 7pm

Tickets $20 at Joe’s Pub

(Friends discount code Tard15)

“Critics Pick” – The New Yorker

“Highbrow/Lowbrow Brilliant” – New York Magazine

Safe Looks For Summer Swimming

Please be careful out there. A well fitting silicone swim cap can save thousands over the outrageous cost of back alley eye jobs by Brazilian doctors in Queens. Let the duct tape youre hiding underneath be your secret.

A frosted lip in sherbert keeps this scorching summer look icy cool.

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Two Triangles over a Pillow

What is up with Marie Osmond’s new Nutri System face? Looks like somebody got herself the Jackson nostrils and a little too much sil pumped into her lips. Surpisingly, Marie is only 2 procedures away from having Janet’s face at this point. Do you see that?