That’s what I said. That’s what SHE said. Well, nobody said it better than this….
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Author Archives: Billy Beyond
The Three Degrees – Starlight
Well, for openers…this song sends me right off the launching pad into some kind of third degree heaven. “You’re my never ending breath of mystic light?” Lyrics, people. I know the hair is major and the styles are so right on, but get into the words if you can.
Bling Blong. Bling Blong. (Airport Attention Tone) – This blog is issuing a Choreography Check for the following performance video. Bling Blong. Choreography Check, please.
NEWS FLASH – There never was a pot of gold. I’m pulverised.
It’s Not The Shopping That’s Hard
it’s finding the things you’re looking for. “But Billy”, you’re saying, “how do I know what I want?” First of all, relax. I got choo, boo. I’ma tell you what you want right about now…
What you want is one a deez righchair. um hmm. Cuz you a nerd. Nerd is very in right now too, and nerd is sessy. mm hmm. vury vury sessy.
dat’s da three payck. ok? I’ma take care a yo financials too with this dedal. This impossible pricing. You out under five wif deez righ here. Boom. You one sessy nerd now.
Of couse das a real offah! I don’t play wif no phoney webvertising, chile. Shoos….I am surious.
You want the three for fo?, Click da damn button, foo.
Telex – Voice
For those who may have missed this 1984 New Wave telephone themed track…
Experimantal – Sheree Hicks and Wipe The Needle
This is a house Hint from #PATDRY
Staying Dry This Spring – A Forecasting Conversation with Pat Dry
#PATDRY partying in pantyhose recently in the penthouse.
STAYING DRY THIS SPRING
Billy Beyond (Me) – Good Morning Pat, what shapes do you see this Spring? What forms are “in?”
Pat Dry {Pat) – Pat is loving Commes humps for Merce Cunningham & a basket case coat.
Me – Quelle fresh. J’love. Pat, on the homefront what does Spring 17 look like in our living areas?
Pat – The Eternal Silience of The Grave…but with more dust.
Me – Shhh! Pat, hemlines. What. Hemlines…
Pat – (no answer)
Me – Pat, what’s for dinner?
Pat – Asian stir-fry.
Me – Pat, there’s no denying that you’re known for your eyes, and to call you a visionary would be an understatement, but how are you with you hands? What are the textures we will be feeling this Spring?
Pat – Silky moisture – wicking tech chiffons and vinatge Herculon.
Me – I’m feeling that. Now where did I stash that herculon shell….Pat, how’s your nightvision? What’s up for our Spring “get down?” Any PM Predictions?
Pat – Real opium dens.
Me – …I’m sorry…I…uh, …I must have dozed off there for minute. I was having the most amazing dream about a flying donkey with the head of Melania…well, excuse me. I apologize. Pat, thank you so much for sharing your informed predictions with us. In closing, if you were to say to my readers, “One thing you all really need right now is…” What. What do we all really need now, Pat?
Pat – Love.
Me – (heart emoji)
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New Cult Icon’s stickers are new cult Icons
Politically aware sticker stickers are sticking the new New Cult Icon stickers on both the left and right coasts. Peel and resist!
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I Rock
I’ve always loved to rock.
Distract Yourself with FULL SCREEN GIFS
I know, babe. It IS hard. It’s hard times. But here’s a way to take your mind off of it. It’s full screen gifs and you can choose things you like, like “trippy” “disco” or “weird.” Check it out. Click this link and just keep hitting the space bar. In a few minutes you’ll forget all about the fact that you know who was elected and is now doing you know what.
FULL SCREEN GIFS can save this country. But only if you keep clicking!!!!!
like, OKAY!!!
The Rubaiyat Of Dorothy Ashby
A MUST for anybody’s music collection. Jazz harpist, Dorothy Ashby went beyond Afro-Harping on this, her 1970 release. Rare is not the word. Impossible to find for years, I’m giving you this digital version because you deserve it.
CLICK HERE and ENJOY IT FOR FREE
because it’s so good, that it should be free.
Seconds – The Salsoul Orchestra featuring Loleatta Holloway
No words are necessary with this post because there ARE no words that can describe, relate or capture the many aspects of this classic Loleatta track.
This is the Salsoul Orchestra original extended 12″ mix and is the highest quality mp3.
You Can’t Squeeze The Charmin If You Ain’t Got No Money, Baby.
Now y’all listen to this entire track right about now.
“Don’t make me send Millie Jackson up in here on you now.”
Caution: Love
Shirley Cards, And Color Film Not For Coloreds
Take Note! This from a friend in LA
Something very strange is going on. A friend (who is a permanent resident/green card holder) received a letter from the the town clerk saying that he was now registered to vote, which is weird because he has never registered to vote! He has always known that he isn’t allowed to vote until he becomes a US citizen.
I looked online and discovered it’s a crime to register to vote as a non-citizen and could result in deportation.
There was a Voter Registration Certificate included with the letter which named the DMV as the agency who registered him. So my friend called the DMV. The person who spoke with him there said they’ve been getting many calls about this from other people with the same issue and that these calls just started this week. Their records show that my friend hasn’t visited the DMV since a few years ago and they don’t know how he became registered to vote.
The date on the registration certificate says he registered to vote on January 23rd, 2017.
The DMV told him he should call the city and get his name removed from the registered voter list ASAP, which he did. Considering the date of his supposed registration, and considering the travel ban and everything else that has already happened with the new administration, including all the claims about massive voter fraud, we are suspicious that this event could be a ploy to deport legal residents who supposedly fraudulently registered to vote.
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Roving reporter Christy Minstrel sent this to my desk. Great work, Christy.
There’s Always This
They can’t take away our gifs.
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