It’s Not The Shopping That’s Hard

it’s finding the things you’re looking for. “But Billy”, you’re saying, “how do I know what I want?” First of all, relax. I got choo, boo. I’ma tell you what you want right about now…

What you want is one a deez righchair. um hmm. Cuz you a nerd. Nerd is very in right now too, and nerd is sessy. mm hmm. vury vury sessy.

dat’s da three payck. ok? I’ma take care a yo financials too with this dedal. This impossible pricing. You out under five wif deez righ here. Boom. You one sessy nerd now.

 

 

Of couse das a real offah! I don’t play wif no phoney webvertising, chile. Shoos….I am surious.

You want the three for fo?, Click da damn button, foo.