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GIFS of the Season
It’s all about Ballet gifs. I mean it is ALL about Ballet gifs. BALLET GIFS ARE GO.
Ballet gif?
Ballet gif?
Ballet gif anyone? I spent hours of my precious and very expensive time researching and discovering these RARE and genius B.G’s just for you, my reader. Happy holidays to all of you cyber friends. Enjoy the season and enjoy the gifs. Send them with text messages. People will think you have class.
Now, on with the gifs!!!!!!
New York City Ballet – Serenade
A wee Balanchine peel off for you.
No sashay. No chante’. OK? now…FOUETTE! FOUETTE I SAY!
The technical term for this little combination from a classical style Pas De Deux is “TA-DA!”
That’s Manon – on and on and on and on and on and …
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Romeo and Juliet – The star crossed triple-jointed hyper extended remix.
Chroma – A Subtle Color Coma
Swan Lake – Nothing is ever purely black and white – EXCEPT SWAN LAKE.
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Christmas At The Ballet – A Holiday Mini Dialog
(In the soloist’s dressing room)
HER – Happy Holidays to you too – I think you oughta put down that gingerbread and think about disciplining yourself a little. You’re not getting any younger you know and actually, to be honest, I thought you looked kinda “chunky” in last night’s performance.
YOU -( a look of total dis-belief as you rush to drop the gingerbread into the toilet – flush )
HER – I’m not saying you are fat! I’m saying you looked heavier last night. You appeared to be heavier to me. That’s all. That’s all I’m saying.
You – ( shock and disbelief turn to tears in the mirror as you survey your rear mid-body area ) Could it have been the lighting?
HER – Actually I don’t think it’s the lights babe because they haven’t changed the lighting for that ballet in fifty years – OK? Look, you know what to do – you do what we’ve all done – come on, stop crying – we’ve all done it babe. A professional dancer sometimes needs to drop a few pounds fast. Period. That’s all I’m saying. You do it it for the company. (pause) Do you want me to call Raul and get you a couple grams of helper? Huh? look, let’s start with what I have now and we can walk over and see the windows at Bergdorf’s on the way to Raul’s. Come on tubby… Kidding! Kidding! Jesus! you’ll be a light bulb en pointe by next week so relax! Now let’s go.
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This gallery contains 3 photos.
via-appia: Terracotta hydria (water jar), the abduction of Persephone by Hades surrounded by gods. Attributed to the Group of B.M. F 308, Greek, Apulian, ca. 340–330 B.C.
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“It was a role no one could live up to, really. No telling where my career would have gone if they hadn’t hung that title on me. Labels limit you, because they limit your possibilities. But that’s how they think in Hollywood.”
— Myrna Loy, on being typecast as “The Perfect Wife”
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Ru’s Little Drummer Boy – right here
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Has Anybody Seen My Genie?
MISSING
My genie. Responds to the name “Teeny” but is actually quite huge at times.
Typical genie of Arabian folklore but not fat. One earring, the whole bit.
Please contact me if you have seen my genie.
REWARD : one wish
Keeping Up With Timeless
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TABLE presents An Art Benefit
Get some Billy art here and help out the cause! Here’s my donation – available at auction:
“El Patriota”– 2015
Digital Image with Enameled Iron Frame
TABLE is holding an art benefit December 14, 2015 at El Barrio Art Space PS109. The gallery reception will launch the silent auction of donated pieces we’ve curated from artists around the world. All funds collected by TABLE’s auction will benefit Harlem School of the Arts (HSA).
El Barrio Art Space resonates with TABLE as it is a new artist residence and artistic center located in Spanish Harlem. At a time when NYC is undergoing a diversity audit of its public arts institutions, we couldn’t think of a better cause, time, place or way to do this necessary work.
The auction includes donations from artists such as: Bachman Brown Clem, Barron Claiborne, Billy Erb, Bradley Theodore, Carlos Aponte, Charlotta Janssen, Ian Jopson, Junichi Kumano Koido, Kevin Bright, Markus Wilhelm, Nick Turner, Ray Diesnyc, Raymond Martinez, Richard Alvarez, Richard Stuart Perkins, Roberto Patella, Ruben Natal Miguel, Sophia Dawson, Valincy-Jean Patelli, and more
*We will also have a Stand With Bern STAND where guests can get information, make online donations, and ‘feel the Bern’ of our favorite candidate.
AUDIO INSTALLATION by DJs Belinda Becker, Lady Bunny, Nita Aviance and Will Automagic
CULINARY EXPERIENCE by Cleaver Co/Greenmarket
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE by Kevin Aviance
In association with Ubikwist Magazine
GET TICKETS HERE
*image by artist Ian Jopson
Johnny Dynell – That Jackie Feeling
SNAP! …hey, that hurt.
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Hurd Hatfield and George Sanders.
Scene from The Picture of Dorian Gray, directed by Albert Lewin. (MGM, 1945)
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Linda Clause
Linda, Santa’s only daughter by a previous marriage to an anonymous Canadian Elf, rose to fame as the North Pole’s top fashion model during the 1990’s.
But Donald Said…
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Divine “was a criminal at Christmas. He almost went to jail for Christmas, because he was so obsessed by it! He never had enough money, but he never let that stop him.” —John Waters
John Waters Interview: Holier and Dirtier | Flavorwire @flavorwire
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