Safe Looks For Summer Swimming

Please be careful out there. A well fitting silicone swim cap can save thousands over the outrageous cost of back alley eye jobs by Brazilian doctors in Queens. Let the duct tape youre hiding underneath be your secret.

A frosted lip in sherbert keeps this scorching summer look icy cool.



Trying To Go To The Beach

…but the beach was closed. Already full. (Now this is where it gets really fun…)

We went back home. On the way we saw lots of plastic gas stations where they sell gas and doughnuts. Oh God!, going to the beach is so fun! I love the beach so much. I really want to go back but it has been raining for the past two weeks.