Here’s another video I forgot I did the make-for. Is it Throwback Thursday again? I can’t throw that far back.

Anyhoozle, here’s Mitsou! This kid was cute. She came down from Canada and we let her have it NYC style. They wet her down and rolled her threw Pat Field’s. She painted up nice. The mug was wide and flat – that’s the face you can’t wait to paint. I think Perfidia did the hair? Jim Sonzero directed this. Jim was great to work with and he himself was often the most beautiful person on the set. Jim knew how to cast a video and there is a standard poodle appearance.

The sexy cowboys ( who said they are gay? nobody said they were gay. why would think that? ) were the sizzling-est downtown hotties of the era. Oops, I painted them up really heavy!!!  …again!!!

Meet the cast:

Javier Figueroa – an early muse de Lachapelle and forever a fin example of the power of pure masculine beauty. Javier – give me ring – let’s talk.

Derrick Smit – The body beautiful musician turned fitness expert who’s smile still melts hearts from across the gym. I saw him yesterday in a cross walk and I can safely report that he looks even better now  – sounds impossible but it’s true. Derrick – can you call me please?

Louis Williams – Hands down, the best smoker ever filmed. This extraordinary beauty was our doorman at The Pyramid for many years. When I say everybody was in love with Louis, what I really mean is that only those people who ever saw him or met him were in love with him… immediately. A. That’s a face. B. That’s a real smile. 3. That man has the sweetest personality in New York.  Louis – if you are out there – give me ring. (meaning call me – not ask me to marry you, silly)

The Other Cowboy – I can’t remember his name but he was a choreographer and a dancer I think? He was a friend of the director and he wore that thick eyeliner very well and… well…like I said, that Jim Sonzero knew how to cast a video. To whom it may concern: please call me next week.

I gotta mention one thing before I present this underwhelming video spot. The shots of Mitsou on top of a van in front of what is now The Maritime Hotel in the flip wig? – A direct rip off of an original Lady Kier video for Deee-Lite pre superstardom. Like,exactly. : ( That’s probably why I forgot about this video for so long. Those rips made me kinda mad. Buuuuut….Time heals all wounds and I’d still do anything for Sonzero. Anything. Did you see his website? Jim?…I’m right here – plenty of free time lately – no travel plans – still got a lot of talent here, Jim. – text me.

Does any of this even matter anymore? Nobody ever heard this song in the first place…Canadian pop from 1990? I’m so sure.  I’m sorry – it’s just what I have for Throwback Thursday – even though it’s Friday and this is not even instagram.