Every Staples

Everywhere. Nowhere at all.

Uptown Shopping

Summer City Scenes

We used to get our TV directly from the Empire State Building, then the WTC now? There ain’t no free TV for you, sir! Occupy Time Warner Cable. Think about it.

Looks dangerous.

Now I know you are not calling a sheet pf plastic. Don’t you watch This Old House? That’s now known as a “water vapor barrier.” Learn it and try to keep up.

The new Whitney. (pause) Ladies and Gentlemen, THE NEW WHITNEY MUSEUM! (golf clap.) What’s wrong with a little style? Why can’t we have some glamour? It’s in my neighborhood, not the Whitney’s. I gotta look at it. Gimme a little somethin here.

I mean – everybody.

Three Times

The Disney Magic Meets The John J. Harvey

They seem to be very well received. People were tripping all over them. They are soft and padded so no worries.

Fireworks Tomorrow

can’t wait

Stephanie Mills LIVE at BB King’s

Loved it.

The ladies next to us surely had the largest hangovers in New York.

Two Busts

One of only two outdoor Picasso sculptures in the Western Hemisphere, “Bust of Sylvette.” (snort)

And one of Judy’s favorite performers, Miss Peggy Lee on The Judy Garland Show.

Two busts. Discuss.

Hot Sycamores

You don’t see that everyday in New York. W4th Street.

It’s Too Hot

…for hot food.

Midtown Mudra

The world’s largest example of Tiffany Glass is the face of that clock. I’m just sayin…

I believe that gesture is known as a “mudra.” Mid-town Mercury making a mudra.

NY SEE

Remember Jo Dean the Tatter Queen on St. Mark’s? No? hello? anybody? Jo Dean? Tatter Queen? Little shop on St Mark’s…’80s? No? anybody? …nevermind.

PM Snaps

New Ultra

 

Five Dollar Footlongs

An East Village Opportunity

Give me some money, I will give you back more later. INVESTMENT

Post Manhattanhenge

Did you see it? Did you miss it? Did you forget? Did you see the Venus transit? No? How about the partial eclipse? No? ohhh…  too bad. You should try and get out more often.

Our neighbors thought we were crazy, but we researched this color for six months!

Speaking of yellow, I saw Bunny in a cab on Houston street.

NO RETOUCHING

 

Trending Now

Do you ever start putting looks together in the store – without any intention of buying anything? I found myself doing this the other day. That shoe’s a winner and only $2.99 but I can’t wear a 17 inch neck.

Happy Gay Pride Month to the gays. I like this rainbow sash. Sashes of any kind are trending now. Rainbow sashes are pre-trending with a steady build through June. The Mork suspenders are not gonna cut it. Not this year, not any year. Leave them at home.

Hi Scott!  What’s up up there? I am wondering what you have been painting lately.

It’s the new New School. I liked it when it was called The New School For Social Research. Is it still called that? Do they still research society in there? How long will it be before it is known as TNS? eeew.  The building looks kind of, well, kind of – very weird. I don’t suppose they are thinking about leaving the day-glo drapes though. Too bad. Day Glo is trending now. Everybody knows that.