At Billy Beyond Eyewear Corporate…

…we are always striving to give you less. Less than our revolutionary minimal frameless eyewear, yes, even less than that. Ever more minimal design ideas arrive at out thinktanks as entirely new concepts for shading your already over-worked and delicate eyes.

A working model of a new idea is seen in this extremely secretive photo.


Our unique one time use self adhesive eye shields come by the dozen and will last until you take them off. They are both comfortable and frightening to wear. Release date TBA.

The power of positive shrinking is at work.



Located directly behind…


Inside Billy Beyond Combined Industries Headquarters (incorporating Suntoast Industries) massive amounts of data are being analyzed by computers.


Inside these glitter powered computers lie the mysterious sub-atomic perpetuating brains that always seem to make the wrong decision.