Jason (blogospheric nom de plume “jaymayokay”) is an old (don’t say old) college chum of mine, a New York City ex-pat and a current resident of Australia. Here’s a short interview as introduction to you all, my concerned readers.

BB – Jason! Welcome to billybeyond.com We are so happy to add you to our roster of administrative contributing posters and Stay At Home Models! Firstly, is it really true that Southern Hemisphere Stay At Home Models turn in the opposite direction?

J – What an inspired question! Yes we absolutely do turn in the opposite direction. We also do other classic runway movements a little differently.  We Southern Hemisphere gals also do split doubles, but we do them simultaneously whilst eating banana splits.  Then as we reach the end of the pretend runway, we toss the empty bowls and spoons into our awestruck make-believe audience. As a finale´ we then actually DO the splits before our turns. Only then do we proceed back down the imaginary runway. (..and when I say “splits”..think Miss Tandi Dupree)

*additionally..here’s a little fun fact for our Northern Hemisphere Stay At Home modeling colleagues, and of course the innumerable fans…All of our aspirations, goals, and dreams for the future go swirling down the drain too….. BUT they swirl counterclockwise.

BB– Cute. Yes I do think Tandi when I think splits because it was actually me that posted that video to Youtube about a hundred years ago. I’m glad to see you’re keeping up…ummmm. Next question – If I were to facetime you, would you be upside down on my screen? I guess that’s technically a technical question but I’m wondering….hmmmm. Yeah.

J -That most certainly is a technical issue, and yes I would appear upside down.  But just go to settings in your control center, and turn on your “Portrait Orientation Lock”.  “Then what?” you might ask? Why, just simply hold your phone upside down as we FaceTime.

What’re we going to do with all this future?

BB – Good to know. This next question is one I ask everybody so I’m assuming that makes it appropriate.

Have you ever seen a UFO and if you have can please describe your experience for me?

J – Oh yes.  I’ve seen thousands of Unidentified Frying Objects. I have no kitchen skills whatsoever, but I love a challenging recipe, and I’m always intoxicated, so I’m sure you can just imagine the ensuing fun.  Oh the hilarity!

BB – Always, huh?…Good to know.

How important are unimportant blog posts to you? 

a. Somewhat important

2. Important

III. Very important

d. Other (please explain)

J – Actually dull blog posts (much like any Kardashian) elicit feelings of blasé laissez-faire et ennui. N’est pas?

BB– Bien sûr, je ne pense pas qu’un dictionnaire sera nécessaire! – moving on. Favorite quote from Working Girl is….?

J – There IS only one quote.

BB – Interesting point of view…only one…like one God or one Universe…”there’s only one quote from Working Girl,” yet every word of it is quotable to fags like me….wow – that’s heavy. You’re deep. That’s good, we can use deep around here. Okay, Mister Jaymayokay, final question –

Is Easy On spray starch really that good?

J – See for yourself…

BB – Thank you and welcome ablog.

Thank-you so much for your amazing introduction Billy.  I’m truly underwhelmed.  It’s nearly a thrill to be joining you on this blogging adventure!  I only hope that I can rise to the task, and contribute in a way that meets your exceptionally average standards!

I see new doors opening for all of us!

cute. uh huh. The intervew’s over, Jason. You can cool it with the gifs. Byeeeeeeeee