When you care enough to send it GROUND.😐

Click the pics to shop and avoid all human contact this holiday season.

$5.75

* For some, using the NO BUTTON may take some learning.

$5.50

This bird is “a drunk.” You can tell by the top hat and clown shoes. Remember that at this year’s office party. Maybe let this bird be the drunk one this year? Yeah. uh huh. – hey, just a suggestion. You’re free to do as you like.

$6.00

TIP – Every time you use this it becomes a little less funny. DING! Let’s keep it hilarious.

$3.99

Two words. Electric Slide.

$6.50 sml $17.50 Lg.

Photography is the hobby everybody believes they have, but cameras are so expensive…and lighting? Jus’ too high. Problem solved. This gift tells them they really CAN be an artist. Let them believe it for a day.

$11.95

“Well I knew you were into that “funky” fashion style.”