Here it is, kids. I got it. Oh, I got it.

That’s the sun through a pinhole in a sheet of construction paper ( I used a needle to be clear ) onto a piece of matte board which was up-cycled from the framer’s trash late last night. Do not try this at home. It is extremely dangerous and in fact, after viewing the partial directly but through my amber tinted vintage Cazal’s, everything appeared to have a Kangol cap on top of it. The damage to my eyes was, thankfully, temporary and I am happy to report that I am back to my regular state of blurry vision. I am, however, still entirely deaf. nobody told me to wear earplugs. Thanks. Thanks a lot Weather Channel! It’s not like as a DJ I would need to hear anything. Yeah. Deaf. Great! Watched the eclipse WITHOUT EARPLUGS and I lost my hearing.

Sooooo….I guess just emails and texts, OK?