Pat Dry reporting for The Billy Beyond Holiday Forecast Service and Emergency Leather Alert Network. At this time there are [NO] Leather Emergencies in both the East and West Village. Additionally, we show several reports of lost gloves in Chelsea, with two arm-bands being reported as either lost or stolen in the Hell’s Kitchen area. We have word of some possible injuries involving a faulty C-clamp in conjunction with a sling and that terrible LEXOL spill in Mid-town that we reported on earlier this weekend. We are monitoring that slippery situation as it develops.
Pat Dry will keep you up to date on all the latest Leather Emergency Alerts and Severe Leather Forecasts as they happen, right here, exclusively on the E.L.A.N. Thanks Pat, and let’s hope this holiday is a safe one in all the dungeons across our area.