You know, I’ve been all over this country in my life and no matter where I am people often ask me, “Is Dionne Warwick an alien?”
“Is Dionne Warwick an alien?” I say.
“Of course not! That’s ridiculous. Dionne Warwick is NOT an alien.”
“She’s a robot.”
That’s a well known fact in the business and in certain parts of New Jersey. Quite simply she’s a very talented robot with several wonderful hit songs like “That’s What Friends Are For” and this catchy Bee Gees collaboration: