Those Shoes

“sssssssss” hot shoe. shoes on fire.

nice coat. Did it come with the shoes?

Now I’m done. Vibrant beige flames shooting out of your summer sandalette? I can’t. The is  beige-formation overload. What are we doing living here in the “protect the sanctity of marriage” USA when they are making shoes like this in Italy? I’m confused.

This one?…not so much.

Tail lights! That’s a good idea. You can’t be too safe and at night a woman can never be sure.

3 thoughts on “Those Shoes

  1. I’m completely gagging over this post…first, of course..THOSE SHOES!….and then Cher, arriving onstage on the Johnny Carson Show sitting atop a giant stiletto, whereupon she slides down it (as if it were a sliding board) and then begins singing: “Those Shoes”, and then she starts dancing around onstage with several male dancers each wearing giant pants that look like they’re half of a Zoot Suit…and Cher’s dancing around suggestively with one of the dancers… whom I could swear was Matt Lattanzi…future husband of Aussie singing icon: Olivia Newton John.
    William? This one pushes ALL of my fashion, comedy, WTF?!?, and cultural reference buttons. It’s official. I worship you.

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  2. Unfortunately, I strongly dislike Muiccia Prada’s work. She doesn’t have her own signature stlye! Bummer! Suckers to those consumers who will not live long though the transformations!! Believe me, Billy.

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