You can get a perfectly decent egg salad sandwich at The Edison Diner. Their fare is nothing to sneeze at, but if you have to while you’re there please do it into the crook of your arm. That’s the latest sneeze protocol. Moving on…

Looks like Doris is getting some bad news. It’s best not to answer when it rings.

Do you see that? Do you see the way that light is just, and that shadow is…well… nevermind.

New York is giving good tulip this year. I think we’d all agree on that.

This double fancy is practically speaking french to the counter man at Schrafft’s. Imagine?

…showoff.