I see white…white…yes, I see white…

White what? Out with it! What is it, you ruby wearing fool? White what?

I see…white cones.

My forecast is for White Cones. Alas, the crystal has gone dark, I can see no more…

I must courier this important message to the offices of Conde’ Nast AT ONCE!

( You goin’ uptown? How ya getting there? )

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PLEASE BE ADVISED: I am currently casting my latest musical project, “THE WHITE CONES.” Email me if you are interested in participating in this new-wave experiment. Applicants should be alive and enjoy drinking water occasionally. A possible alternative spelling of the project title may be, “THE WHYTE KONZ.” We are not French. Submissions should be in English, Spanish (in which case I need a headshot) or German.

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