The Stay At Home Model Diet Plan

Do’s and Do Nots –


Follow it exactly.
If you feel faint in the morning, continue on the diet for another day.
You may switch to the “Brownies and Oranges Diet” when your shoes start falling off.
( Listen fatty, you know how you look.You know exactly how you look. )

You look FAT. FAT!

Fatty McFatterstein.

Fatty McFatterstein didn’t book any shows this season…awwww. Poor Fatty, even Lane Giant cancelled their hold.

Ok, see you at the Dress Barn shoot, Fatty! Oink, oink, oink…

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3 thoughts on “The Stay At Home Model Diet Plan

  1. Totie Fields to block….any plans I have towards eating again that is. Simply place a picture of Totie Fields and her fat hands on anything remotely edible, and channel the words of Kaiser Karl Lagerfeld; “fat fat fat fat fat fat fat…”

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